Essentially a very large faucet

The stupid part is not that he said this

The stupid part is that a good percentage of a large powerful country like the United States allows and accepts a political leader like this to speak for them.

Turnip isn't the idiot

Everyone else is for listening to him and keeping him in a position of power

For someone in BC, hearing America talk about our water like this is kind of terrifying

This dipshit is the most accurate representative conservatives could come up with. He's been re-affirmed as their most accurate representative time and time again over the last decade.

This moron is who conservatives are, and they are proud of it. Remember this when you talk to conservatives in your daily life. They are as profoundly unintelligent as they are evil.

I'm starting to think this Trump guy isn't very intelligent.

That he even has a good chance in hell of winning shows how far gone this country is.

He is damn lucky he's rich, because a poor person this stupid would have been dead a long time ago.

We really need to mark if Trump memes are real or made up. I hadn't heard that he said this, but I can totally believe it. I just don't have time to fact check every meme to know if I should be laughing or terrified that there's a potential or former leader who believes stuff like this.

Granted, both options are valid with Trump.

The depths of his stupidity and the continual display of his complete lack of knowledge or curiosity about how anything works or ever could work makes me so irritated with his immovable, enabling moronic "base".

So you're telling me:

There's a giant pipe that runs all the way from Canada to Los Angeles, with a massive valve that takes a day to turn. Its current configuration is set to dump all of that water into the Pacific. To solve the water crisis we merely need to spend a day to turn this massive valve, the size of that building behind you, the other way so that the water goes to Los Angeles instead?

Truly very stable genius stuff here.

spoken by an essentially very large sewer

whenever he talks nonsense like this I think it's because someone on his staff tried to explain something as they would to a toddler and he was barely listening so he repeats 5% of the words that grabbed his attention and mad libs the rest.

He’s a child playing pretend. Take this quote and imagine it’s from a 10 year old kid that then goes on to explain how their favorite superhero can breathe in space.

So I guess he saw a picture of the decoration in the Laurentians and thought it was an actual one?

How is he so fucking stupid?!

Is it just me being bad in English or did you other also weren't able to understand what the fuck he tried to say there?

I wonder if he's thinking about that diversion in Chicago that connects the great lakes to the Mississippi and thinks all rivers work that way.

I honestly can't tell when things like this are actual quotes from him or just people making fun of him. It's absurd that he has so much power.

The Faucet.

Coming Fall 2026.

Directed by Roland Emmerich.

I don't know how people can hear him say shit like this and respect his opinion on anything

The water will go, bing bing! bong bong bong! bing bing! down to Los Angeles.

Seems like all the competent people went to finance and justifying war think tanks, and we are left with these type of clowns for politics

Donald 'Dunning-Kruger' Trump. The fact that he says such stupid, incoherent gibberish and doesn't really hear how idiotic he sounds is embarrassing.

Lay off the crack, grandpa.

Series of tubes energy

'A Very New Shape Of Water' /s

Neurosyphilis is wild

Haha..what?

I can’t believe Biden was tapped out but this guy is still talking.

This does make me wonder how expensive it'd be to set up a trans continental irrigation system, basically just moving surplus water in places like the southeast or northwest to drought locations like in california or the southwest to take the pressure off of local water resources.

Good genes, very good genes.

You can turn the wall of a building in one day?

I'd like to see Grady's take on this engineering stable genius.

https://youtube.com/@practicalengineeringchannel

Florida just got a freaking shit ton of water from the hurricane.

Why don't they just pump it from there?

Has he tried siphoning American water from the ocean? It's much closer and there's lots of it. Could even bottle it directly at the source and slap his logo on it.

Is there a TLDR?

He says it like it is..not really tho

He's finally lost it for real this time

So clearly someone explained the LA River to him but he only barely was paying attention

Ah more of the ol' Hallucinating AI bit eh.