tots n fries
2Happy german noises.
22What do happy German noises sound like? Anytime I hear someone speaking German, it sounds like they're angry and want domination.
"Oh, hi my friend! I'm so happy to see you!"
(Me not understanding German, and him not understanding English)
"Oh god, he means business! He's so angry!"
"We are going to have such fun! I have some delightful games to play, and them we can drink this authentic German lagger!"
"You hear that??? He said German! He's talking about world domination! He's going to kill EVERYBODY!!!"
"Come here, friend! I want to give you a big ol' hug, and embrace in our friendship!"
"HE'S SPREADING HIS ARMS TO SHOW HIS SIZE, AND MAKE HIMSELF BIGGER LIKE A BEAR!!! IT'S STARTING!!!"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUDDY, BUT I LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM!!!"
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
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… you are a little girl who was birthed/raised by potatoes?
Sounds like a TTRPG character concept.
16Wendy's published a shitpost of an RPG that had baked potato as one of the classes.
3someone has probably homebrewed a Mr. Potatohead race
4There's a conversion chart for that in Rifts.
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.......are you not?
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Ever hear of rotten potatoes? Or sun poisoned potatoes? Checkmate loser.
7What about their "eaten and digested" form?
2smoothie
6Puréed potatoes and they're good actually, so you're just making their point. 🥔
1smoothie is raw, purée is made with boiled potatoes
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I assure you, potatoes absolutely can do wrong. Eat a few with enough bitter taste, and the nausea stays with you all day.
5You're supposed to cut off the green parts. 🫠
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Are you Irish?
3Red potato
3I like mine raw and muddy.
2I'm sure there is a gif of someone taking a bite out of a potato like an apple.
1I've done this on a wildland fire assignment once. We were on watch and some old lady in an ancient forest service truck rolled up and shouted "YALL LIKE BURGERS AND SPUDS???" we were like uhhhh yup?
She handed out simple burgers in foil and baked potatoes in foil. The potato was cooked enough I could just eat it like a hardboiled egg. Good spud. Good burger.
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All except tater tots. The one way to ruin potatoes.
-1Can't be hatin on my tots, cousin. The only ruined tater is the one that turned green and is awful tasting
20You want to go bowling, cousin?
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15You shut your pretty little whore mouth, young man!
13I just had the urge to block someone over tater tots lmao
11Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
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