The #1 trick they don't want you to know
The #1 trick they don't want you to know
Fun fact: Through a process of convergent evolution called carcinisation, crustaceans have evolved into crabs several times.
73ReplyIt is inevitable! All shall become crab!
52ReplyThat's my plan too! I hope the ecological niche is still free
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You also have crabs become non crabs
3ReplyIt's also a highly debated theory.
1ReplyIs it really? I figured it was just another textbook example of convergent evolution, as that is where I learned about it. I know my comment should have said 'evolved crab-like bodies' instead, as they'd still be genetically distinct, and not taxonomically true crabs. Now I feel like I have to read up on what the exact nature of the debate is.
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29ReplyYet another unrealistic standard set for men
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Sign me up, my new name shall be Leonardo di Pinci
17ReplyYeah. Sure. Become a crab. IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.
Fucking crabs.
Be better. Be a squid.
16ReplyYeah, sure, as if I'd like to trash all my points I put in IQ.
Become an octopus and keep all that XP
8ReplyHow dare you!
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Wait till you learn about carcinization.
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The best part of this meme is the shoddy watermark coverup job!
15ReplyGet eaten if you're not careful or just have bad luck.
14ReplyDammit I'm already EVOLVING AS HARD AS I CAN
14ReplyFASTER!!!!! FASTER!!!!!
9ReplyI think there is a song? Which helps the change. " Crab people...
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The true meaning of carcinization, revealed
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13ReplyAm crab, still have too many bills to pay and responsibilities to do.
11Reply 11ReplyHaving tasted freshly boiled crab, I’d be concerned about being caught by some land apes.
9ReplyJust don't get caught.
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Time for crab
8Replycan normal animals in nature get fat? like a particularly lazy tiger or something
8ReplyBears get fat every year to prepare for hibernation.
9ReplyIf someone is feeding it.
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Forgot the goal of all evolution
7ReplyI'd walk side to side if I were a crab.
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I feel like a Crabby Patty right now.
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