"Cant wait for Social Security to be abolished, these useless old people should just die and not waste our resources."
elderly relatives sitting nearby
(/s Lol, luckily I don't know anyone that voted trump, I mean I don't know what distant relatives voted for, but they're in another state so I don't care 🤷♂️)
185"How do you deal with the fact that Trump will die of old age soon and you basically voted for J.D. Vance instead?"
127They would vote for Kim Jong Un if they thought it would it would upset “libruhls”.
55Here's a fact, there are an overwhelming number of north Koreans that support kim jong un despite it being insane. There is no saving these people. There is no walking them back. We either submit to their cause or they will drop the nukes themselves. The sooner we come to terms with it the sooner we know what must be done.
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That's literally why my several members of my family voted for Trump. They really don't like Trump (they voted for Nikki Haley in the primaries), but they really like Vance and hope he'll take over at some point.
I was blown away, because I was under the impression that Vance was fairly universally disliked. I immediately responded with some equivalent of "clearly we watch very different news."
28Wait, it's physically possible to like Vance? I was sure the dislike is on a genetic level like uncanny valley.
8I was blown away, because I was under the impression that Vance was fairly universally disliked
Different media diets create different opinions. You're not shoveling Ben Shapiro, Tucker Carlson, and Joe Rogan down your ear holes every day. That shapes your view of the world just like Stewart and Colbert and Aaron Sorkin did for millennials.
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There seems to be a pretty strong correlation between the age someones parents die and the age they're likely to die.
Trump's dad lived until 93 and his mom live until 88. He might be here for a bit.
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You know what, I'm convinced.
Deport everyone with immigrant blood from America.
106Hair transplants and testosterone supplements are gender affirming healthcare
56So is removing breast tissue from teenage boys, give boys boobs back! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
12Viagra and toupes
10Yes, but the enforcement is selective so they won't be targeted.
4Isn't it weird how theres a conservative "argument" about morningafter pills, "if it's genuine rape, God has ways of stopping a pregnancy", but the same people wouldn't see anything wrong with taking Viagra despite their god-given sexual impotence.
The hypocrisy
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You know, there's technically nothing stopping them from voting for Putin as Speaker of the House.
53It would almost be worth it to watch him having to deal with all the MTGs he's put in congress
10Mikael Trotsky Gorbechevs?
seriously tho what is the russian MTG equiv? I bet whatever it is, right now it's squatting on a curb smoking a filterless cig
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I was thinking about explaining that trump legalized trans weed last time he was president so why not go fully legal?
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55It’s truly amazing that orange man legalized weed in 2018.
You know for a goddamn fact that nobody in congress nor the orange man intended to do this.
Yet another example of old white men legislating on stuff they don’t understand but at least in this case it’s a win for us
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Wait, I can get my moobs removed?
40You've already received a joke answer, so yes, breast reduction surgery for guys is a thing. And sometimes the doctor can convince some insurance companies to cover it. But ymmv, because USA.
43If they moo-ed they are sentient cows already, and will produce milk any day now.
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Trump is going back to being a Democrat. I feel like I've been lied to, but you obviously saw it coming and was one step ahead of me all along. Well played.
30That's not what it says
the study found that cisgender males accounted for the vast majority of breast reductions, with 80% of surgeries among adults performed on cisgender men and 97% of surgeries among minors performed on cisgender male teens.
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23I have a prediction to make.
I don't believe Trump will pardon most convicted Jan6ers.
He might pardon one or two here and there, but the bulk will stay locked up.
The reason is twofold:
- Most of the Jan6ers have nothing to bargain with, Trump won't waste his time pardoning people who he can't use...
- These are dangerous people, they have shown that they are willing to attack the government, and that is not what he would want now.
33Thing is a lot of those memories died when COVID hit the GOP constituency the hardest.
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Can't wait to pay for my compulsory advertising on X.
18Replied to a comment in this thread already but dropping this here for visibility
Orange man legalized weed on a federal level in 2018. Source here
16Technically Congress legalized it. It's right there in the title of the article you linked:
"When lawmakers voted to allow hemp production in 2018, they quietly opened the door to legal THC in all 50 states."
*Edit: typo
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It'll be really funny seeing people die from listeria after drinking listeria milk on purpose
Putting the CEO of a space ship company in charge of the government's space ship funding makes about as much sense as letting Congress vote on giving themselves raises
16I heard his AG has plans to send in the military to take away your guns! For your safety!
Heard about something about how his AG pick potentially making it so at least people must register their guns. No idea how true or if it's gonna happen, but I imagine that alone would be enough to make a lot of his voters super angry.
13Well it's difficult to oppress people with weapons.
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everyone should save their grocery store receipts and compare them to similar purchases a few months from now
8Not a meme
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