I believe this was posted on Lemmy just a few days ago.
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That was amazing thanks for sharing lol
5I once watched this on a first date. We were together for four years after that. Make of that what you will.
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Santa 1 is spreading joy to Santa 2.
Santa 2 gets too much holiday cheer and takes a eternal nap.
Santa 3, with Santa 2 expiring, begins to fade as well.
10Please tell me they wore that to a work Christmas party
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Schindler's List 2: Checking it Twice
66Bruh
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Christmas on Elm Street
34Lord of the 5 Golden Rings
30Legend of the 7 Red-Nosed Vampires?
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Citizen Sugarkane
28The 40-years-old virgin Mary.
21Friday the 25th
xXxmas
21Snow Country for Old Men
19Terminator 2: Boxing Day
Mad Max-mas
Django Unwrapped
19- The God Father Christmas
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Reindeer
- No Country for Old Men in Red Suits
- Oppenheimer
18North Star Wars
Dances with Reindeer
18The Chrismas Before Christmas
Nog Wars: Revenge of the Turkey
2 Festive 2 Furious: North Pole Drift
Deadpool & Santa
Mariah Carey: Mall Cop
18Deadpool & Santa
Considering Marvel's Santa is a mutant, this could work better than expected
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12/25: A Sleigh Odyssey
13An American Werewolf in Lapland
Full Tinsel Jacket
10I was gonna do Backdoor Sluts 9 but it's already a Christmas movie.
10- Fear & Lo-ho-ho-ho-athing in Vegas.
- Deck the Hallpass
- Joy to the World War Z
- The Snowman (don't even need to change anything)
10Any movie starring Rudolph Lundgren
9Sleep hard?
8Die Hearth?
4Not bad
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Sleigh Hard, of course.
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2 Girls 1 Dreidel
8Die Hard
Sorry, couldn't pass it up.
I'll leave now.
8I love this one, of course it's a Christmas movie:
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The entire reason they're at the setting is "Christmas party"
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"Ho Ho Ho now I have a machine gun"
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"Not a creature was stirring, except four assholes coming in the rear" (also, phrasing lol)
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"It's Christmas Theo, it's the time of miracles, so be of good cheer"
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both scenes I can remember with Argyle mention Christmas by name.
It's undebatably a Christmas movie, but why I love it is because when people object it gives me the opportunity to make it worse by informing them that Rambo: First Blood is too.
But neither of those are my favorite Christmas movie, that honor goes to Gremlins.
12I’m going to argue that Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie. It’s simply a movie where the events within it, happen to take place around Christmas time.
Die Hard is to Christmas movies what Top Gun is to romance movies, or what Casablanca is to war movies.
Just because it contains a thing, doesn’t mean it’s about said thing.
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Rudy, the red nosed reindeer
7Citizen Candy Cane
6Reindeers of the Caribbean
6There's actually quite a varation in human santapede Christmas sweaters.
6There will be Milk and Cookies
Gangs of North Pole
5I'm not creative enough to come up with one, but I just wanted to add: don't confuse Christmassy with christmussy
4Christpussy
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Dracula At The North Pole
4Bambi the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Rifle shot Bambi, a position on the sleigh team just opened up.
3Triumph of the Goodwill
2The Reindeer Hunter
2Gingerbread Snaps
1What's wrong with the regular Santa centipede??
1The Human Santapede (a novel)
1Citizen Cane
0Human Santapedo
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