Anon wipes his ass

Bro, you're supposed to use a NEW piece to wipe each time

Obligatory bidet comment. You don't have to wipe like you're trying to get peanut butter out of carpet. All shits become the same with a bidet, whether a short sticky stoagie or a hot wet mess of diarrhea. Imagine trying to clean a mud snowman off your driveway with a pressure washer. It can do anything.

Fiber. Truly, up your fiber intake. The only time it won't stain and linger is when it gathers in on itself.

Everyone has a 3% chance at colon cancer and fibre supplements are a good way to reduce your chances

So until they read about it on the internet they were leaving their butthole covered with shit all day?

Protip: You wipe after you completely finish shitting, not the entire time you're shitting.

Real ones use bidet or a watering can first then wipe to simply dry. Much cleaner.

Bidets... You don't have bidets?

Since nobody else has talked about it, blood in stool is most commonly caused by hemorrhoids which can be caused by wiping too hard but much more likey it's due to spending too many hours sitting on hard or rough surfaces each day, and you could even have a natural disposition for hemorrhoids caused by enlarged veins and the way blood circulates throughout your legs. It can also be contributed to by leakage from irritated bowels, as well as in people who eat large meals just before sleeping.

Generally professional care isn't required to resolve the issue, instead you can try spending less time sitting down, avoid bloodthinners, wash the area occasionally with cool or cold water, or sitting on an ice pack and rotating out with a hot pack. Many people have suggested dietary changes, such as eat a fucking salad for once in your life.

If it persists for longer than two or three weeks, seek professional care as it could require light surgery.

Why would I stop wiping? There's still blood back there!

Eventually there is blood but no shit.

Better red than bidet!

Obviously, a bidet is the best way to have a clean butt, but baby wipes are a good compromise when in public bathrooms, they clean much better than dry toilet paper. Or wash on the side of the bathtub.

Bidet.

Eat more fiber.

I wipe homeopathically.

0.5 mm² gently applied at the top of my crack for a nice even dispersal.

Wet the paper using the sink

Use a bidet, I find whenever I have a burning, the bidet does it.

The blood is likely from a popped hemroid

Anon needs to eat more fiber

Y'all need jesus and fibre.

eating fiber helps

FFS get some technique. You use 3 squares folded over and do a pinch. You then use 2 squares folded for a second pinch. The last is two squares folded for a wipe, then folded again for the last clean up wipe. Yes, bidet is better but you're gonna have to poo in a public restroom at some point. This isn't rocket surgery, people. Get it together

You need to shit some more. There is still ink in the pen.

Anon never got a new piece of TP after the first wipe...

Just painting that starfish brown with lavish strokes

Bro, wash your ass. You don't even need to get that fucking deep, just buy a shower scrubber.

Why use toilet paper when bidet shower exists?

Bidet is the way, for sure. Butt if you don't have access to that, and you are unfortunately enough to have a messy shit, I suggest spitting on the toilet paper (and give it an extra fold so that it doesn't tear).

I wonder if OP forgot to fold the TP or use a new clean bunch and is just wiping their ass over and over with their own shit.

There seems to always be a thread about poop on 4chan

Just shit in the shower and waffle stomp!

Always remember to follow the two knuckle rule.

Honestly ask your doctor If you have hemroids, it's common and can bei treated

This is entirely why I've become dependent on flushable wipes. Any combination of wet and dry toilet paper still takes forever to wipe properly and leaves my ass feeling sore whereas wipes always just takes one or two to completely get the job done. Idk if I have a sensitive ass or just missed the lesson on how to wipe right, but it feels like flushable wipes are the only thing that works for me 🤷‍♀️