11 mo. ago • 96%

I've played the warlock once. Hysterical.

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Aren’t succubi and incubi technically the same creature, taking a man’s “seed” and then delivering it elsewhere, as a bullshit way to explain out of wedlock pregnancies?

No idea if dnd succubi follow the same rules. But there’s precedent for them to bat for the other team.

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- IIRC (w/o searching online), incubi are the male counterparts to succubi, and impregnate human females with demonic spawn, vs feed on "sexual energy" as succubi do. (I don't believe succubi are restricted to gender in doing so.)
  
  Secondly, you missed the chance for "out of warlock pregnancies". ☝🏽💡
  
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  Also w/o searching online, a succubus takes a man's seed, transforms into an incubus and then uses the seed for the demon spawn
  
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- The succubus over in BG3 can change gender on a whim, at the very least
  
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- Dnd succubi and incubi follow the same rules. They are the same creature with the same stat block and can switch between at will.
  
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  That means that patron is intentionally causing their warlock suffering. Love it.
  
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This joke would flow a lot better if the warlock were ace

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- "Ace doesn't exist!" Can confirm, am ace.
  
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- Nah, the bard is ace. Let the Lock be gay.
  
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TIL I'm a wizard.

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- Yer a hairy wizard.
  
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I must be multiclassing as a paladin, wizard and warlock.

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Ha ha. Gay people funny. ROFL lmao lol etc

What a dumb punchline.

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- Holy heck. The punchline is not that he is gay. No one is laughing just because he is gay. They find it funny because of the irony of the situation.
  
  Man... You are going to have a rough life if you can't comprehend basic irony.
  
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  Ahh succubus being female and demands sex. I did in fact miss the irony. Oof, mea culpa
  
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- Yup. Straight people will do anything but mind their own fucking business.
  
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