Random daily meme n°7
Random daily meme n°7
Did you know that smart chastity belts have been hacked in the past?
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with what this man did to twitter, i aint allowing him anywhere near my brain
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I was extremely excited about Neuralink, and the premise is so fascinating, but this clown is out to fucking ruin it for everyone.
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I want to see it in his brain first.
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Especially after the thing with the monkeys..
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I wouldn't be surprised if the same people who are now excited about this chip are the same people who believe in conspiracy theories like the government controlling their brains and chips in vaccines.
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Did you know that the orange society have trick people's to eat their pulpe to brainwash them? Orange pulpe are their seeds to control you! Eat banana, we contain pure natural energy that can detox you!
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You know those hackers aren't ever gonna give you up.
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Never gonna let you down either
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excuse me, smart what
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here ya go
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People will put IoT into everything, no exceptions. Did you really think it would stop at thermostats and surveillance cameras?
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The internet of shit has no limits
Literally. Add "smart" or "connected" to any manufactured object you can think of, someone tried to pitch it. I just tried it with "smart toilet paper" and then "connected mug". Both exist.
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There are some people who get real horny for not cumming
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you can already stream music to your brain through your fucking ears
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I've only got normal ears, unless you're talking about what I do with q-tips...
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lol
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RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA-PHONE!
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It's cellular. Modular. Implanted-in-your-brain-odular!
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I'm not even worried about hacking. I'd be more concerned about the "legitimate" mandatory advertising direct to your brain!
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You can do that? I mean, actually yeah I do feel like a large big mac meal right now.
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I'd be hacking the fucker myself to side load an ad blocker.
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Elon Musk directly into your brain in 2030:
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This makes no sense. Isn't hearing music exactly the same thing? Also, your brain can't hear music. This is just stupid. Plus this psychopath destroyed numerous test animals in order for them to be able to do this.
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The one that made me sad was the monkey that just sat with it's face pressed into the floor because the chip had made its brain infected and it didn't know how to deal with the pain, poor bastard.
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Yes, and hackers have been rick rolling people over the internet for a while now.
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It is possible by stimulating your "hearing nerv" in the same way happening when you actually hear something.
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I guess your brain implant will probably kill you before the end of your favourite playlist. Just like all those test animals.
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Objects in mirror less attractive than they appear.
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Not gonna happen. But if it does it will probably be like Youtube and Spotify so prepare to hear ads in your brain if you don't have the premium subscription.
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Ads straight to your mind every 1 minute
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Yup. Ads are a way for corporations to steal your life from you, 2-5 minutes at a time.
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Bah, amateur. Ads are unreliable and fickle; why leave the effectiveness up to chance when you could just use the implant to create a compulsion to buy a Tesla?
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Elon Musk directly into your brain in 2030:
Hello all my neuralink users, I'd like to tell you all about why trans people are evil for making my wife leave me and my daughter hate billionaires. But first, a word from our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends.
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There will be no escape
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Truthfully I can't wait for Ghost in the Shell to become reality, but I sure as shit don't want Musk and his bullshit to have any part in it.
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He's exactly the kind of disconnected super rich asshole to show up in a lot of cyberpunk.
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The what now, chastity belts?
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Did those smart chastity belts come with a holster for a Blueberry?
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If a smart chastity belt loses its wifi connection will it vibrates until it gets its connection back?
Just wondering if I should design a crotchless faraday cage for women with controlling fathers so they can still get their orgasms.
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w-what?
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This was below the picture: Did you know that smart chastity belts have been hacked in the past?
I have a set of headphones that make a noise when Bluetooth disconnects. If a smart chastity belt was connected to wifi and lost signal it might vibrate instead of beeping and alerting people to the presence of the chastity belt. If it were on silent mode.
An enterprising young woman might take advantage of this vibratory alarm feature to get off. Having a faraday cage to slip on it would cut the wifi signal on the belt and allow it to be purposely activated.
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I read your words wrong so I thought you said that people had hacked smart chastity belts into the past, which is quite impressive
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As opposed to Spotify already streaming music into my brain?
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I need this in Cyberpunk 2077.
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Is this the best use case they can make happen?
Edit: for clarity, the use case I am referring to is "music direct to the brain".
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Nine out of ten voices are telling me I'm not crazy. The other hums the Tetris theme.
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You mean, if it comes out.
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I would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.
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Wasn't the chastity belt hacking story a fake? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEM6SHbjY7Y
Edit: looking into it more, seems like there was a (maybe) real story about it perhaps and then the YouTuber messaged the writer of the original coverage and pretended he was a second victim.
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There was a story I heard that chinese girl and boy who use chastity belt/things to be virgin before marriage have their chastity belt lock by an hacker. Or was it a bug? I can't remember clearly. But the company was sued...
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Hope that it's bug free on launch
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I’m less worried about hackers than having major corporations have unabated access to stream whatever they want to your brain.
Imagine to have to watch ads to access your brain music stream or ads while dreaming like Futurama predicted.
Are you tired of dreaming about advertisements? Then get the new AdBlockPillow! For just 99.99 a month it blocks all incoming Advertisements while you sleep!
And then an army of shills will tell you that blocking ads in dreams is theft.
GoogleTeslaMetaCokacolaSoft would try to roll out an ad blocker blocker and fry a few dozen brains in a third world country before letting you sleep ad free.
yo if they make the dream ads fun and what not sign me up.
drop me in a geico ad i swear
People will never want chips installed in their brain. There's just too many scifi movies showing why that's a bad idea and the tech industry keeps completely ignoring the message and try to make it into a reality.
I hope you are right. I agree, I don't think I'd ever want one, but one can never know what technology will be available in a couple decades- I'm afraid at some point people will eventually find it enticing and before that, there's always idiots who would just because.
I'd hope that's the case, but I mean, look at artificial intelligence. People are widely adapting that even though theres proof that its going to replace tons of jobs in the near future.
But hey, "ooh shiny technology"