Every state can have a little beach, as a treat.
Every state can have a little beach, as a treat.
Least gerrymandered election
75Whoever made this underestimates the shore of a Great Lake, I see. Ohio and Michigan already have beaches.
59Minnesota and Wisconsin too. And with the Eerie canal, they all have access to the ocean
15If we're just gonna start counting whether or not our waterways have access to the ocean, then pretty much every Midwestern state counts by way of the Mississippi's drainage basin. 32 states have tributary rivers that find their way to the Mississippi, and then to the Gulf.
Incidentally, I love the detail in this map where the state of Mississippi no longer touches the Mississippi River, and the city of New Orleans is apparently divided across the states of Iowa, Missouri, Illinois, and Arkansas.
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The image says nothing about beaches, it's just the title of the post.
7And no shot Chicago is moving into Wisconsin without a civil war first.
6Yeah, Chicago here. Fuck the ocean, give me back my lakeshore.
Edit: actually, if I'm still physically in Chicago, I guess it doesn't matter overly much whether it's Chicago, IL or Chicago, WI, though I think Illinois needs us more, from a political perspective.
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You can now drive through Minnesota for an entire day and not leave.
24Grand Portage, MN to Brookings, OR is 35 hrs on the fastest route and 37hrs on the route closest to the map.
That would be three long days of driving for someone not cannonballing it.
12Feels weird that MN doesn't follow the Mississippi to the gulf. But it's probably better this way
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Great, now everyone has more beach than poor NH
22The great Alabama gerrymandering.
22But Alabama is untouched, Mississippi got demolished.
6Yep. My ignorance is showing. Again.
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Washington state is like helpppppp
18Split Seattle like that and you would turn those four other states blue, lol.
20Not sure the folks in Bellingham are going to be too keen on joining North Dakota. Lynden might be cool with it though. Idaho claiming Spokane would be a hilarious (and tragic) turnabout. Would Okanogan even notice becoming part of Montana? The state capitol stays at least, but losing the Seattle metro region would be a major blow to the economy. Looks like Vancouver is now Washington's largest city... And it's just a subset of another state's metro region!
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Oklahoma is now very jealous of North Dakota having a longer “finger”
11Minnesota's tail > both
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Long Island is gone.
Not complaining though.
10Every other state had to borrow its long.
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The IT wire management guys would have neatly routed the western states into a single oceanic backhaul access corridor.
9Lol. Ohio trades 300 miles of shoreline and multiple islands along lake erie (to michigan of all people) so it can drive way the hell over to a crowded jersey beach. No thank you.
8Excuse me, Crowded Ohio beach.
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What about Alaska and Hawaii, don't they get to touch the ocean? /s
8Ah yes the United States of Bosnia
7lol Michigan UP get rekt
6Michigan already has really nice beaches. Why the hell do they get to take Toledo and Cleveland?.. oh wait I'll get legal weed now so this is fine actually.
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I think Minnesota has the longest drive to it's beach. Anyone see a longer drive?
6Iowa and Illinois get almost the entire Mississippi river therefore I reject this map
3Whoever made this map really was not a fan of the state of Mississippi. Could have at least had the decency to route Wisconsin and Illinois through Florida or something 😅
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Reflexive closure
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