Woman slams selfish paragliders who 'made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster'
Woman slams selfish paragliders who 'made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster'
A woman panicked her village near Doncaster was under attack when she spotted a number of paragliders flying over her home and thought they were from Hamas
Whoever thought it was funny to parasail over the village, it was in extremely poor taste. Take your twisted hatred somewhere else
Hate of what? Gravity?
This woman should make herself available to studies of the mind.
124"We investigated thoroughly and came away with no findings"
27“The lab results from the brain dissection were inconclusive, but the available data has lead us to formulate a new hypothesis. This sort of anomalously delusional thinking pattern may have been effected by excessive exposure to news and social media, but further research would be required.”
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She is from rural Britain. What do you expect to find?
2She's rocking the abnormal brain from Frankenstein
1Hamas allegedly used paragliders to attack Israel, but the reporting about it is weird.
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It’s a good thing assault rifles are illegal in Britain
80Very much so. They should be illegal everywhere as idiots like this are all over the globe!
48You jest. But I’ve had an 8” flying saucer shot out by an idiot when I was doing some park flying. (The saucer body was a 3d printed replica of the OG Day The Earth Stood Still film,)
- it was 8” on diameter. 2) it was in a park loaded with kids
Fortunately it was bird shot and no one was harmed. But still.
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how does this get covered?
there's a fella that lives in an alley near me that is always saying weird things, can we get a reporter over here and publish a story?
69It's ragebait.
16If you call the Daily Mirror they probably will.
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Main Character Syndrome
61I just like the idea that Hamas got all the way through a plan to invade britain that required them to train for aerial operations, arrange for a plane, convincingly penetrate british airspace from another EU country and yet they couldn't figure out how to buy paragliders that weren't hot pink.
60A leisure paragliding club would be a perfect infiltration tactic/cover!
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Ah yes, the highly respected Daily Mirror. I am 100% convinced this is a real thing that happened.
55they write about a tweet, but don't link it 🤔
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I bet she complains about her kids being chronically online never noticing that she's chronically watching the shittiest con news
36Probably watches GB News
5Yeah I didn't really know what the equivalent of Fox News was on that side of the pond.
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SLAMS!
32Genius that one
29To be fair, after the attacks on 9/11 I heard a fair number of comments from people who were convinced their local high school football stadium would be a prime target for international terror rings.
"Think about it, Becky. It's Friday night and the whole town of Left Nube, Indiana will be packed in there. We're sitting ducks."
It's silly, but people project their fear locally.
23You mean they project their insecurities.
2Wolverines!
2Left Nube... That's a city Colin Mochrie made up, isn't it?
1It is. And it has permanently entered our household lexicon.
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9/11 hysteria all over again
20lol found the Brexit voter
16Enemy gliders!
If you're old enough to remember this, don't forget to take your ibuprofen. 😉
12Were they still in the air when she slammed him?
9I wonder how long it'll be till Tucker Gott gets reported for being in Hamas.
5They shouldn't have painted the HAMAS and Palestinian flag on their paraglider!
Oh wait, they didn't?
3I think the Mirror made this up
2I smell a plot for Four Lions 2.0!
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