Love the green.

am bi, would fuck

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Am straight, would also fuck
- Am fuck, would gay
- Billionaire CEOs and giant corporations are already fucking us, so why not!
Am ace. Not thrilled about the fucking, but I'd be around for the aftercare catering.
- I support aftercare snacks. Otherwise, why exist.
- Am ace. Would fuck just as a thank you.
I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to sniff the hole of the last person he fucked.
- Well, I can't un-read that...
- But would you slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol just to hear him fart through a walkie talkie?
I thought I was straight...
Same

God he’s so fuckin’ hot.

I'm a gay woman, but I have to agree
- I'm a straight man, and I concur.
- I'm a straight man but when he had a six pack and a gorgeous smile I completely couldn't understand what he did. I mean I do but I don't.
- If they took away his shaving implements, would these feelings wax or wane?
i want to ride his face until there are no eyebrows, you hear me?!
I am literally only attracted to this man because I think he did it and is a modern revolutionary. oh god. 🫦

Btw is he wearing a bulletproof vest? Smart

No, I believe that's a bullet proof east.
- Don't mock his accent. His English is wery good otherwise.
- Is this from Kanye’s book of baby names?
- Lol in german it is "Weste"
  Go to hell
He's probably being forced to by the police to make him look more dangerous. Somehow?
At least that was the theory that was floating around for the first couple photos of him with one.
- Yep his lawyer objected to him being perp walked everywhere with like a dozen SWAT dudes and cuffs, manacles, and a vest bc it makes him look guilty - but they're doing it anyway.
  That's why he was wearing shoes without socks and ankle-cut pants that day in court, I think - there are close up shots of the manacles and they look ridiculous on him with him in his cute lil loafers looking like a fancy lad.
- They'll tell you its for his protection so that he cant be assassinated... but we all know thats complete bullshit and its for the optics
- I don't know him wearing a bulletproof vest makes me feel like the other people are the ones that are dangerous and he's the one that's in danger of being harmed by the actual violent people?

While I may not agree with his method I do appreciate his commitment and resolve.

I'll say, I agree with his method. It was damn effective.
- I am trying to think of other ways…
- It's only effective if other people do it too.
I hope he's found innocent and they never catch the actual guy who did it

I swear if he's acquitted and doesn't start an OF, he will have still committed a crime yk

The sad thing is, he barely knows what's going on, besides that he shoot a CEO. He does not know just how deep the rabbit hole goes. I hope he gets jury nullified.

God I would let this man do things to me.

Just as a precaution you don't happen to be a CEO or anything right? I mean he would probably do things to you if you were but maybe not what you had in mind.
- The guy in the pic?

A bullet proof vest, as though anyone wants him killed that isn't a moneyed interest. Those folks have people killed in their jail cells and try to pass it off as suicide.