1 yr. ago • 89%

Explains why I can’t get out of platinum rank

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Wu-Tang

N.W.A.

the iconic "smiley face"

the nation of Israel

Alice in Chains

Folks I'm pretty sure the image being mocked is an actual joke, not, like, a really poorly-made list of actual companies. When you mock an intentional joke, the mockery points back at you.
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- TV show, Mad Men
  
  Anime, Serial Experiments of Lain
  
  The World Wildlife Foundation panda too
  
  Oh, and Rust haha
  
  There's very few logos that aren't a good laugh. But apparently Rocket League was the noticeable outlier.
  
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  Bad Dragon (a dildo company)
  
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  Yall just gonna pretend you don't know what the bad dragon logo looks like?
  
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  That's Panda Express, which is a fast food chain.
  
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  No, that's their line of bachelor chow
  
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- DeadSec, the hacker group from the Watch Dogs universe
  
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  lmao i think this one's my favorite
  
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- Between Bad Dragon and RuPaul's Drag Race on the top row is the State of Pennsylvania Department of Transportation aka PennDot.
  
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- Boycot ISIS immediately for animal testing!
  
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- Wait what? Breaking news
  
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- I am pretty sure Heckler and Koch tests on humans.
  
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- I guess the Islamic State has run out of infidels to do their testing on.
  
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The initial rocket League logo is not even up there. Probably because this meme is so fucking old that part of the joke has been cropped out

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- You missed the joke I think, check what is crossed by the red circle
  
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I would hope Purina tests on animals XD

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- The primary testing phase is of bad/rotten/moldy foods done before any lab analysis of the food is done. It's almost always lethal and is done to save money in lab tests.
  
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  Why do they do lab analysis anyways? Don't all the other breeds have similar sensitivities? And I'm sure a science room thingy test (I forget what it's called,) would be cheaper than a whole dog???
  
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And Grindr...?

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- Bad Dragon...
  
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  XVideos right above Rocket League logo
  
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- Also the NWA
  
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  Chihuahuas with attitude
  
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- H&K is just about the worst offender here, JonTron a close second.
  
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Xvideos tests on animals? Animals watch porn?

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- The pandas need the boost
  
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If you see this logo

B O Y C O T T

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- But they make really cool umbrellas...
  
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  Once you're in that ecosystem, though...
  
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- But there very ethical! Trust me bro
  
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damn all these dogs playing rust they keep barking at me for no reason

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Rust...? And Israel?

What else Purina should test on....?

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FUCKING MANN CO?

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Can confirm, Jersey Shore is 100% tested on animals

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No wonder everyone just chases the ball.

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Dude, why is the first one an Israeli flag, how disgusting

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How dare JonTron test on poor, defenseless, innocent animals!

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- Actually Jacque is the boss.
  
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What a save!

What a save!

What a save!

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- The key to getting out of plat is defending then passing up. Along with rotating properly, proper zones, and spacing.
  
  Do NOT watch xvideos, or pretend to be a dog. That won't help you at all.
  
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  Sounds like a lot of work, I'm just gonna blame my teammates, it's their fault. I'd def be GC otherwise at least.
  
  /s
  
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Bad Dragon

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The ball movement is not simulated; it's mocap from a real ball.

There's a bunny rabbit inside the real ball.

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This sort of seems like a long sneaky way of saying Palestinians are animals being tested on by Israel. Maybe the joke in the top bit is lost on me but I'm not a fan.

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