"You see, the short hair means she's a no-nonsense badass, but the long hair indicates she still has a soft, vulnerable, feminine side that can be won over by the male interest leading to the obligatory gratuitous sex scene, right before he is killed by the aliens."
212This guy sci-fies.
78See also: Karlach in BG3
8Nah, Karlach doesn't have a soft feminine side to be won over by a male protagonist just before they die dramatically
She has a golden retriever side that can and will hump the leg of anyone who's down soon as you get her engine insulated.
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What do you even need a barber for?
117That my homegirl? Sam?
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Example:
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61Bobby is such a good character, the actress nailed it.
30She was badass hell yeah
9Bobbi Draper is exactly what a hot badass should look like.
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I've seen her somewhere, but I can't remember the move title 🤔
38NSFW: Christy Mack
37Oh shit! She was in 2 Chicks Same Time 15545?! I loved the 15500s, what a legendary run! Once the series got into the 15Ks, the cinematography and acting really picked up! Shame about the crash of 16169...
7Vital Stats
bruh
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Move title might be doggy or missionary
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Karlach
15You keep my girlfriend's name out of your mouth!
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I'll call it the "hustle mullet".
business on the side, party every where else.
14Well, I mean...
Does THAT count, or...?
12Meme is funny, comments take it too serious. Like all the time.
10What is up with that? I sometimes get the most serious, pedantic comments on shitposts.
7Permanently Deleted
8I dont know, has some serious reddit vibes for me. It was all that animosity i fled in the first place. Not sure what to do at this time because normally enjoy reading comments but not like this. I hope it gets better.
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I really tried to pack this into a witty joke comment, but... that's Christy Mack. I don't think she's been into space yet tho.
10Movie barber
10Back when Burger King had crown shaped nuggets, I was drunk in the back of my friends car, and I called them king hats as he pulled out of the drive thru.
He slammed on the brakes, turned around with a twisted smile, and repeated back to me eagerly, "King hats‽".
9Look honey, an interrobang!
snaps photo
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7Its a well fit haircut like.
6Helps if you look like Christy Mack.
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It's the same picture
6I guess that's another reason why I like "Edge of Tomorrow" so much
5Sidenote: James Deen can eat a bag of rancid farts.
4I wonder how she's doing. She got beaten out of the timeline.
3OF and striptease shows.
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Care to elaborate what this is about?
3Every single time there is a “badass woman” fighter character, especially in space/bounty hunting/an apocalyptic future, she looks just like this. This haircut, this face, neck tattoo, etc. it gives her a reason for being fit/skinny with huge boobs and to wear torn clothing that’s always torn to show a little cleavage and midriff.
19It's a haircut that retains traditional views of feminity but incorporates the functionality of a military buzz cut. It makes a lot of sense for anyone who might have to wear a helmet but doesn't want to chop it all because of their own aesthetics of just the time investment of having grown long hair. The maid of honor at my wedding had this haircut, and a few women I work with rock it as well.
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