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Anon measures up

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:
Do not take dating advice from people who never dated.
Do not take relationship advice from people who never had a relationship.
Do not take sex advice from people who never fucked.
And especially do none of these things on 4chan.
- Seriously, I have been in a relationship for a decade and a half and some of the relationship advice I have seen men give other men on the internet the past several years tells me that they have never been in stable relationships themselves.
  It also tells me that most of them have no clue what women want.
  
  You know what a woman really wants?
  Have meaningful conversations, clean up a little bit, eat puss, sometimes cook food.
  This isn't rocket surgery.
  
  Quick video about what body type women think is attractive vs what men thought women think is attractive.
  Spoiler alert: Most men think they have to be ripped like a Marvel superhero while most women thought that shit looked scary and wanted the slightly toned body or the dad bod.
  Please don't starve/dehydrate yourself, take steroids, and stay at the gym for 5 hours everyday. Exercise and be healthy because it's good for you and that you love yourself. Be as normal as you can be. Take a shower, clean your room, do hobbies and activities, including outdoor ones.
  
  That's why I only give advice to people trying to break up.
- Marriage advice from priests? Hell no.
  
  Depends on the religion
- A better way to say this is "don't take dating advice from the Internet" because it's not just 4chan where you'll find shit designed to make you feel bad about yourself and how you look to try to sell you something- whether that's a product or an ideology. It's everywhere.
- Only take the advice of people you want to end up like. It's such a simple concept that so many people don't heed
- Ask jesus' wife

To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It'll feel a lot bigger after that.
- I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)
  
  Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move
  
  Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?
- While it may sound weird, it's actually super true.
  You'll be amazed at how long it actually is once you try to slip it out.
- Less painful. Take a piece of paper and cut it your your length and girth (roll it into a tube and tape it). Then hold it up to your face.
  Looks way bigger up close.
- 😂 I am dead. It's time to get off lemmy for the night.
- instructions unclear, learned I enjoy a larger member than my wife does

Let's put that super clear:
There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.
There are ladies that prefer 8 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.
Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it's too deep.
Just...make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you've got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other's bodies.
Also, to everyone who goes with "big dick = alpha" shit, you're both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys' minds on what makes them good for sex.
- if you have a dick at all you should consider yourself lucky. half the population are born with a condition that causes dicklessness.
  
  It's just a negative penis size!
  (But really, clitoris is kinda a derivative of penis)
  
  Yes, it's true.
- correction: there is a social stigma that having a big dick is good, thus having a big dick is good. completely irrelevant what anyone prefers
  
  stigma - a mark of disgrace or infamy; a stain or reproach, as on one's reputation.
  I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?

Aight, so whomever needs to hear this. The average vaginal canal is only about 3-4 inches long and might lengthen to about 5 inches if relaxed. Despite what bad porn anatomy might tell you it can hurt to go deeper than that. All of the nerve endings are clustered at the opening.
The prostate is two inches deep. Virtually all the same mechanics apply.
Your penis is fine.
- This is the correct take. As someone well endowed, I get to either be real real careful and avoid a lot of positions, or date exclusively masochistic girls who want it to hurt. As a result, I have had the thought "I'm not sadistic enough for this girl" during sex before.
  
  Yeah as a bottom with a large partner with delayed ejaculation I can say that while people seem to value length and stamina/lasting power in porn... the reality is there's advantages to not accidentally knocking the absolute stuffing out of your partner and tiring them to the bone whenever you do the deed.
  
  Hitting the cervix does NOT feel good. Its painful.
  
  Yeah. I actually do like big, occasionally. But also I like everyday sex, and with big guys you need some time between to heal & recover. This is NOT an advantage. Guys seem to think bigger is better, full stop. That's just not true. More pleasure (if you are into that) with a hung guy, sure. But WAY more pleasure overall with more sex.
  
  Some like to get their cervix poked though
  
  What a humble brag.

Fake: Anon has sex with a woman
Gay: Anon started this whole thread just to get guys to talk about dicks.

Most chicks don’t know how big 5.5” is.
- I mean, as a European I don't even know how big that is
  
  When I was at school we had rulers that had both inches and centimetres on. 1-12" and 1-30cm. Now they didn't perfectly line up. But as a good rule of thumb, 6" = 15cm and 12" = 30cm.
  
  14cm
  I'd say it's a fairly average European dick
- most chicks don't even have one, they shouldn't be judging dick sized

All dicks are good dicks, just like all boobs are good boobs. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
- Well, except for Nixon
  
  That one's tricky
- As a pansexual man, I'd like to second this. All genitals are good genitals.

To anyone feeling self-conscious about their dick: My wife's best friend was with a guy for years who had a 3 inch dick, and he was overweight. From what I was told, she enjoyed sex with him quite a bit, it was the rest of the relationship that was awful.
- My take from this: you can have a small dick, just don't be a big dick.
- I mean that doesn't really help still bigger
- Statistically smaller equipment usually translates to developing other skills and being more giving in bed.
  Sex is about more than just your dick.

Remember having that boring conversation about size, and a girl in the group summed it up perfectly: "The most important thing is the guy it's connected to"
- Have I met girls that will outright reject anyone who doesn't have like 7 inches, or more? Yes. Have they been anywhere near a representative portion of women? No.
  
  Like the women that are up front about their demands for prospective partner’s earnings.
  Sure, they’re honest.
  Honestly best avoided.
  
  Just ask them how long 7 inches is. Prepare for an eye-opening experience.
- Maybe when "small dick energy" stops being a common insult, I'll believe that.

Is that not an ideal size for most? It seems so. Don't think anyone should say they are packing "only 5.5", that's at least average, maybe more. Preferences vary of course, but this seems a crowdpleaser size.
- Average in Canada, above average in america
  
  Shots fired.
- What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser

Isn't the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong's are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
It's a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I'm sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won't wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don't care if you look or that you are a slut.
- Does anyone know what this individual is trying to say here?
  
  Its interesting when its not obvious whether someone is on drugs or just isn't very good at writing clear English. Maybe both? Certainly was a ride!
  
  Let bike rider spandex being revealing but necessary act as exposure treatment for your small penis complex?
  
  Or why (at the time of writing) 14 people apparently upvoted them?
  
  This is like interpreting Dickens, let's see if I'm smarter than an English major
  Isn't the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong's are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
  They posit that the average penis is around 4 inches long, and that porn tends to employ people with abnormally large penises so they look better on camera.
  It's a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I'm sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
  Here it's getting more metaphorical. They poetically compare sex with someone with a large penis to "pounding the cervix like a drum," drawing a contrast against someone with a more standard penis who has to use it more intelligently (a "rocket scientist" in this analogy).
  If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won't wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don't care if you look or that you are a slut.
  Here they're poetically describing someone who receives anal sex regularly as a "roadie" or a "bicycle," i.e. one who gets "ridden" regularly. They're suggesting that once you've had a variety of penises of varying size inside of you, you'll feel a lot less self conscious about whatever you're packing.
  
  Looks like some weird AI slop to me. Markov chain.
- you are a slut
  but will you treat me like one?
  
  take off your pants and find out
- because you used a gorilla as a reference, they actually have tiny dicks. so little in fact, that King Kong dick might be in the fuckeable realm
  no, you can't unlearn that, I tried
  
  I imagine the girth may be an issue with King Kong. 12 inches is manageable, but I have no idea how thick a gorilla's dick is
  But also I'm aware of Bad Dragon. No matter its size, there are people who would enjoy it

Speak softly but carry a big dick.

pic unrelated..?
- Pic very cute <3
  
  Pic is talking shit about people's moms in the cod lobby.
  
  truuu

I've met women who would tell you to get lose if you weren't 8 inches. They were very much the minority of women I've met, and among them, very few would be women with whom I'd like to be associated.

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