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Stamets @piefed.world

1d ago

Wait a fucking minute

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Besides the 3 pack scam the single donut for 2.50 is extortionary

It's a test. People who order the 3-pack are given applications for management positions.

$2.50 for a single shitty doughnut…
- Better than Dunkin or Tim Hortons. And at least the glazed ones are still made on site.
  
  Literal overprocessed trash compared to Tim Horton's but US Tims might be lower quality than Canadian.
  
  or just don’t buy any
  
  Fuck you, Krispy creme is shit compared to dunkin

The 12 pack isn't even the best value, the 6 pack is. What is this math lmao
edit: nvm I'm an idiot
- [6] 13.99/6 = $2.3316666666666666666666666666667 per doughnut
  [12] 21.29/12 = $1.7741666666666666666666666666667 per doughnut
  Did you accidentally divide by the same number in both cases?
  
  I am an idiot. I blame the time, it was 3am.
  
  It also depends on how many doughnuts you want to buy. If I want 12 doughnuts, the 12 pack is the cheapest option.

3 single donuts please.

They really don't want you getting 3.
- Or, that is the most popular choice for their braindead consumerist customers, so they jacked that price up the most.

I am impressed that someone took the time to match the sign placement to the donuts pictured on the sign.
- Maybe they matched the donut placement to the sign. Did you ever think of that?
  
  Either way, nice attention to detail.

Upselling technique, and I am instantly sold

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