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1w ago

Hate to see all the suffering

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Single people say the darnedest things
This is using the newgen definition of aura.
Aura is the sum of many things, but it's mostly a combination of looks and attitude; meaning if you are "sexy" and "cool", you have lots of "aura".
Basically the image is saying they see a girl who's a 10 dating a guy who's a 5.
Source: I'm absolutely geeked off the yart gng
- Damn I just realized my jargon is 6 months out of date.
  
  They said they're excited about yogurt.
- How I feel about this:
- Only kind of aura I experience is from migraines.
- the fact that the explanation of the joke has more upvotes than the joke itself is very funny
- Geeked off... the yart. Mhmm.
  Is that what you would call a high rizz activity?
- What if I'm neither sexy nor cool but I bring lots of snacks
  
  aura of doritos dust
  
  You can jump up from 5 to 7, even more depending on the snacks.
- Bro deadass level 10 gurtmaxxer frfr
- Oh, she is being a fridge and gatekeeping the snacks?
  
  Ah hell naw
- yo
  
  Gurt
- geeked off the gurt penenifer
- External perception/vibes/first split second impression
- This
I would like to request a translation
- Basically, they saw a couple where one of the people had high energy and the other person had low energy.
  My kibitz is that in electronics, sometimes, rather than grounding to 0 volts, you will ground to something like -12 volts, which makes the actual 12 volts on the other side seem like 24 volts inside of the circuit.
  Or consider the cheerleader effect, where when you place a bunch of women in a group together, and dress them in a way that they look similar, and then evaluate them, as a whole, the average attractiveness score will be higher than each of the individuals.
  So all I'm saying is, is that the person who seemed like they had high aura in that couple might have been profiting off of the evident disparity between them and the low aura side, and if you took the high aura person out of the relationship they might just have ordinary aura.
  
  Witchcraft, how do you make negative voltage?
  
  Can it work the other way too? Like an excessively high energy person makes a normal energy person seem less so?
  
  using voltage to try to explain what aura is is SO funny to me
- Duckduckgo hallucinated this for me
  
  Thank you, I will now internalize this for future silly misuse
fuck is that?
- It's when two people are together but their vibes seem to not vibe together. They're discordant rather than harmonious if you catch my drift
  
  As interpreted from a 3rd party?
  Wow. I'd tell them to get fucked.
- That's you and me being old.
  
  No, im old as shit and i got it. Pretty intuitive.
  Edit: look, sone youth slang is fucking impenetrable. Some really isn't if you know words.
- Pretty sure it's a nose ring.
- It's a different cultural way of forcing like-valued slaves to mate with each other. Same thing with someone being a 10, or below you, or above you, or worth more because of whatever slave attributes they display.
an for fucks sake,when the next sound is a vowel, use an not a!
- I don't think they teach grammar anymore.
  
  What's Granma got to do with anything?
- Not a lot of cases where a following sound is an vowel
- An couple. :P
  
  an anas
  
  Ill kill you. Ill kill you with a single paper towel? A... Building? Some grass?
  Ill need to calm doen enough to think of an object mot currently in my fov that would be like a reasonable threat.
  But mark my words; i will.
This post is lit, my fellow kids. 🔥
- Skibidi aura
- I'm sorry, but I just don't jive with the hip lingo that today's cool cats use.
  
  It's, like, they think they're tubular but they're really posers.
- Bet
- type shit
Even if it's total BS ... wtf is an "aura-gap" relationship??
Is it a relationship where they basically ignore each other or something?
- I believe it's like an air gap in a network. Both parties keep their distance and wear impenetrable chastity devices.
*an aura-gap
The limits to one's language are the limits to one's world. 🙃

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