Micro-miniskirt supremacy💖

A good skirt is like a good presentation. Long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to hold the attention.

That's called a Turtle skirt, because it barely covers her snapper.

It's not that I'm modest, it's that I don't know if I can tuck that flat.

I've always wondered, isn't that painful?
- I'm still really new to it but it can be painful to get right but it's really not painful at all once you're situated right and used to it. Your balls just go up the front of your pelvis kinda behind and to either side of the base of the shaft. And then everything else just gets tucked away. The weirdest part for me was leaning against the counter while doing dishes and realising that my balls were at the front of my pelvis instead of safely down below and it felt very weird (though somehow affirming) to be sensitive in a very different way. Also, I'm not there yet but HRT tends to shrinks your balls which helps.

It helps to have free movement while running from the cops

My problem with skirts this short is my balls keep falling out as they have sagged with age

So you have a grandfather cock?
- How pendulous
Have you tried tucking or would that not help?
How else would the glockenspiel ever be invented though? It was a necessary development for ~~science~~ music

I’m never sure when these posts pop up if someone is just shitposting or if they confuse this with Facebook

Well, we are in shitposts… So I'm leaning towards that

This post belongs in true facts.

Mmmh. Velour...

would be hangin’ out like a grandfather clock

- Thank you for my favourite giggle of the day.
- It wouldn't, but his old man balls would

But then people would see my dick and balls. Also, I don't like wearing white.

They want me in that skirt, they can deal with the consequence of seeing all of my anuses
- You have multiple anuses?

Anyone else see this post and realise they still have ptsd from wearing similar to a club once and sorely regretting it because random drunk men spent the whole night trying to put their hands up your skirt?

I'm sorry you went through that. I don't understand why it's hard for men to not touch something they like.
Is it because I'm (probably) autistic? Like, look these kind of outfits are simply awesome, but touching someone else without invitation just seems so incredibly... Wrong?
Its something I've struggled with understanding my whole life. Just cause you are into a woman doesn't mean you need to break boundaries to satisfy urges?
I mean, shit, I remember from a really, really, really, young age: don't touch others. Did this message not become a core concept? Or do I just pass out before alcohol has that much of an inhibiting effect on me?
- Is it because I’m (probably) autistic?
  No, it's a basic human decency thing. No man I know would (intentionally) touch without invitation (whether verbal or body language) and if someone does they deserve a smacking.
  The most common gray area is tight crowds where some assholes try to get away with groping disguised as "accidents" which is disgusting.
  Besides, alcohol and drugs are no excuse. If you can't control yourself under the influence, don't use them.
- As a man I've never understood it either. Like, I'm hesitant to even touch a woman on the shoulder to get her attention or something like that.
  But, I'm ADHD and possibly a smidge on the spectrum, and I also realize that being a tall muscular dude is inherently threatening to women who don't know me.
I wore a black kilt to a club once and had a similar experience.

if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it

I'm not going to disagree.

But are there women that enjoy wearing it? Just because others enjoy looking at it isn't a great reason to.

Although if you're on the fence between something like this and literally anything else, I will vote this.

I'd probably have a bad/uncomfortable time wearing something like that in public, but that's mostly because of self confidence issues and other people, and has little to do with the skirt itself.
I enjoy wearing it.
- I disagree but that's just my taste
- See TIL.
  I think my ex wife really screwed with my understanding of the world. One of the things she convinced me of was that the "things I like to see on women are only worn to attract men"
  I'm learning a lot still it turns out.

It'd feel weird with my balls dangling in the wind. But OK.

Yeah... I'd need to drop the hemline 1cm every six months to protect my modesty
- Lol I don't know why but this was so funny to me. 2cm a year is an unsustainable pace.
Real talk: a micro mini skirt + thong/g-string combo provides great airflow for the vagina🙃
- Same goes for dick and balls. For me, thong + kilt is ideal.

This way everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)

The dolls can definitely teach the men how to tuck if they want to rock this masterpiece. 🙂‍↕️
- Yeah lemme just tuck it in my ass while I am at it.

I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass

Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.

I WOULD, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
Never underestimate the degeneracy of the internet
And yet they would find a way to defend it
I do 🤤

Literally just wear a belt at this point 🤷‍♂️

Reject clothing, use magic to conjure censor bars everywhere you go
Wear several belts! With gaps!
- And lots and lots of buckles!

Any shorter and it's just bikini frills. 🎀

A micro skirted thong. 🤭
- First image that came to mind when I saw this
  I'm missing the Sonic collab rn...
- not a skirt so much as an ass hat

I think this is more of a loincloth at this point.

Loincloth is longer in the middle and open on the sides

That's cold as hell.

It’s okay, you can wear stockings. :P

Can you even sit in those? Or is you butt always touching the chair?

Depends. I mostly wear it with a thong - so yes, butt directly on the chair. Pair it with safety shorts - problem solved.
- can you send a photo of what size safety shirts you're talking about?
- Then I agree. With safety shorts its fine. Without them, I wouldn't want to sit in a bus. Nor I'd want to sit on your bus seat on a summer day after you did
"Butt"
- ?