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Hotel: Trivago ✅
ok, ass: wiped X was funny
- Maybe they wash: 🤞
Touching your own ass is gay
- I've never thought of it like that. I'll have to get another man to do it for me...then I'll suck his cock as a thank you. Heterosexually, of course.
  
  As long as your balls don't touch, or so I've been told.
- I am very gay for myself
  
  Look at this guy, loving himself
- Have a buddy do it for you, got it
Sam Elliot died for our sins
- Dammit, you made me check!
If you put gas in your Peterbilt, you're gonna have a bad time.
- Well if you put your peter in a Gasbilt you might have a good time.
Peterbilts don't run on gas
- They'll run on CNG
  
  No they won't, unless they're built with a gasoline based engine, which almost no one orders, because the mileage to fuel ratio, cost, and power are terrible for OTR hauls.
  Diesels will run on lots of less refined oils using only the heat of compression, like kerosene and fuel oil, as well as being able to run on their own oil (diesel runaway). However CNG, Propane, Gasoline, and other commonly sparked fuels will, in very short order, catastrophically destroy your diesel engine because they detonate at much lower compression than diesels require.
  Furthermore, you'd ruin your high pressure fuel pump as gasoline doesn't have the required lubricity. The injectors would probably be fine, but your pump and your cylinders/pistons/crank/rods/mains would be having extremely bad days.
- Shhhh, let him fire it up
  
  I mean, it will run on gas once...
  
  Make sure to make a video.
  If you can also write an article, you can call it 'science'
- I wouldn't be surprised if an old mechanical injection diesel would run on petrol. You can definitely run them on a mixture of both petrol and diesel, as well as kerosene.
  
  Old mechanical injection diesels use the same principles of physics as the new ones do, just with electronic timing and fuel injection. I mean, the engine may on this stuff at least once. For some length of time. You can also do pretty much anything at least once. It's the consequences that are the issue. You're just doing the damage slower by diluting the fuel that doesn't belong.
Literal Shitpost
- Literal: Shitpost ✅️
Isn't this the cowboy actor John Oliver hired to do commercials aimed at Trump on Fox?
- No, but he did an ad for Kamala and seems an overall cool dude
- Unless John Oliver hired Sam Elliot, seen here portraying The Stranger from The Big Lebowski: No.
False: Real men don't wipe their asses.
- Hence the ❌
- You: Blind ✅️

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