Jon Stewart to Host Tonight’s ‘The Daily Show,’ Presumably to Address Jimmy Kimmel’s Suspension

I hope he goes off on the Trump administration like they are a deep-dish pizza.

Hopefully more hosts follow and point out the major hypocrisy from MAGA. The fact that ABC/Disney flinched from such a small jab really shows how stupid this entire thing is.
- They didn’t flinch, they gleefully collaborated.
- I fear one big problem with them flinching so quickly is that it gives the Trump cult plausible deniability to not blame the dictatorship for doing the things that they are doing.
  I mean, the government did not censor Kimmel, it was a business decision made by a private entity. Right? RIGHT??
- Hopefully more hosts follow and point out the major hypocrisy from MAGA.
  That will do nothing. They enjoy their own hypocrisy. They don't care about consistency of principles and are quite happy to just want everything their way while no one else gets anything. They're quite happy to abuse language by saying whatever suits them in the moment. It drives their opponents crazy as they try to point out how inconsistent and irrational they're being. The fascists don't care, but they do love to see you get frustrated. It's just part of their sadistic fun: messing with people, playing with their prey until they are ready to exterminate them.
  To complain that fascists are hypocritical or inconsistent is to miss the point of fascism, at least if your hope is to shock them into being more reasonable. I know this quote from Sartre is everywhere but he said it well:
  Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.
- It wasn't even a jab at the guy who was shot. It was a jab at dear leader.
- you know what the worst part about the creeping nature of murderous, paranoid fascism is? the hypocrisy!
- I really want someone to chime in with the legal ramifications of ABC being a publicly broadcast station that licenses radio spectrum from the federal government.
  Corrupt or not, the feds revoking a license is a lot more plausible than them somehow pulling a private cable station or streaming service out of people's homes.
Same! If he does, I'm also hoping he has a backup plan!
- He does! Retirement!
- Jon Stewart 2028!!
Let's just leave deep dish pizza out of this
- Stewart is from Jersey, he knows deep dish is casserole.
- Somebody had to say it then and somebody has to say it now.
Is this comment pro or anti deep-dish?
- Jon Stewart on deep-dish pizza.
Can someone please record it?
- Can someone please record it?
  Studio execs will be sitting in the booth with a red button ready to shut it down.
I wouldn't count on it. Stewart has done a LOT of tone policing of the left over the years and just a few days ago (?) criticized people for cheering over the death of a nazi.
Which lines up. Stewart has ALWAYS been a "both sides" kind of guy. His coverage tends to involve facts which means it leans left but there is a reason he had carlson and the like on his show back in the day. So his politics are very much going to disappoint. Just going to be a question of if his hatred of censoring comedians (no matter how shitty) takes precedence.
I think Oliver is more likely to go off on Saturday/Sunday. But you can bet that Business Daddy is talking to him constantly and he does have a whole team he needs to provide for so...
- Lol! Wut? Jon Stewart got Tucker Carlson cancelled back when he was still in his bow tie phase. And the reason he occasionally knocks the left, is because those "facts" he covers, indicate the left needs to occasionally reflect on some shit, too.
- His coverage tends to I evolve facts which means it leans left
  And there it is, the quiet part out loud. Apparently you lean left if you, ahh, tell the truth.
- Yeah Jon Steward is as right as Dick Cheney, got it.
Deep dish isn't even pizza. It's a trashcan lid filled with cheese and sauce.

is there a retired gifs com, because yeah. damn
- It came out of retirement for the last election.

Section 326 of the Communications Act, 47 U.S.C. § 326, explicitly declared that nothing in the statute

shall be understood or construed to give the Commission the power of censorship over the [broadcast] communications or signals transmitted by any [broadcast] station, and no regulation or condition shall be promulgated or fixed by the Commission which shall interfere with the right of free speech by means of [over-the-air] broadcast communication.

Nothing matters when there are no checks and balances.
- Well, there are checks being written behind closed doors and vast changes to financial balances
- The checks are counterfeit and the balances have been tampered with
How cute, thinking the rules matter.
- Talking about Constitutional Law in the modern day feels more and more like you're becoming a Sovereign Citizen. Waving around a piece of paper and screaming "You don't have the right to do that!" at a room full of men with tasers and guns and handcuffs.
Just another rule they break on a regular basis. It is 100% intentional

Full video is out here: https://youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg

Are you ready to call it fascism yet Jon?

- Oh, I’m gonna leave it.
Genuinely asking, has he refrained from saying such? I swear I've heard him saying it prior to even this last election but I could be wrong
- he has. he said his reason is that he doesn't want to diminish the impact of the word.
- He flat out chastised those doing so. I don't know if he's finally come around, but that seriously diminished him in my eyes forever more. When his country desperately needed a unified voice to react the infant stages of a fascist government, he chose to rebuke the criticisms and take the side of "wait until it's too late". Now that his buddies are feeling the heat, now he decides it's too much. Fuck that.
EU still considers it a democracy. Can't claim "political persecution" yet, they're not gonna take your political asylum application seriously.
- The US is considered a flawed democracy
- Fascism and democracy can coexist, at least temporarily. I agree we’re still a very flawed democracy… for now.
- Fascism and democracy doesn't exclude each other at all.

I hope he has Kimmel on as a guest.

e: his guest was even more relevant

Haha! Oh boy! I wonder what they'll talk about?
Man Show S1E01 “Stop Womens’ Suffrage” Skit, maybe?

When Colbert was cancelled he did a great show. Even did a song and dance. It would be great if Kimmel is on tonight's show with Stewart.

https://youtu.be/TwOLo_U6bTw?t=1506

Logistically it would be hard to have Kimmel on The Daily Show this evening. Kimmel is in LA and Jon is in New York. Obviously a video call is possible. Obviously flights exist. It would be wild if it happened, but it's not likely.
- Rich people can fly anywhere on extremely short notice. It’s called NetJets
Sack. the. fuck. up. This ain't the time to shrink. This is the time to fight.

Run for president Jon. Do it.

You guys need to stop electing celebrities ffs
- You need to understand politics better at a fundamental level. Lawyers do not make winning modern politicians. Theater majors do. Charismatic business majors do.
  Jon just happens to also know shit from decades of calling out corruption and pushing for change.
- At least John has a history of fighting to make Congress do the right thing. He has far more relevant political experience than Trump.
- You guys need to stop electing celebrities ffs
  You're not wrong, but I don't see a lot of better options on the table and the guy at the very least understands politics and seems to be resistant to being owned.
- Unfortunately, we have* a vibes based democracy.
  (*Well, had, idk if a 2028 election would even exist)
- Yeah I don't know the celebrity part is the biggest problem
If we're picking celebrities to run, I nominate Tom Morello.
- Luigi Mangione.
  (Even if he's guilty then he's still done less criminally evil shit when compared to the orange traitor)
Why not Kimmel or Colbert? They seem like they'll be available.
- Jon as president Colbert as vice president.
- Jon has experience getting legislation passed. Colbert as well to a lesser extent. Jon has been asked before and mentioned this recently as well.
Why? You faux commies would be all Genocide Jon because he hasn’t slammed Israel enough.
- lol wut

True comedy and spite would be to just recite Kimmel’s monologue verbatim

Funniest thing i've seen all week

I am Jimmy Kimmel.

The article makes this sound like a bigger deal than it is. There was no Daily Show on Monday, and when Jon doesn't do the Monday show it's normal for him to do a show later in the week.

Are you sure? I don’t recall that really happening often.
- It's not normal for Jon to miss the Monday show, but it is normal for him to make up for it later in the week, the main exception being when he had covid and was out for a week or two.
Yes, this is correct. They just took a month off, so they needed another day this week.
What a joke.

Paramount Skydance Corporation is about to be sued for a 1 billion dollars!

Too bad I can't watch it because I won't subscribe to Paramount after they cancelled Colbert.

it'll be on youtube tomorrow
It's on YouTube.
Sounds like it's time to take to the seas me bucko.
- If I knew what tvpass dot org was then I wouldn't have to pay for all of my live TV watching content.

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$5 says he's going to assert the shooter was a liberal just like breaking points did earlier today.

I'll be really disappointed if he does.
- The most disappointing thing to me about all this is that having a queer roommate is enough to prove that you're liberal from now on; I thought I would never see the old homophobic guilt-by-association reasoning expanded to anyone who was once close to a queer I thier lives.

Better not pull both sides bullshit, Jon.

He cited Orwell as a great author... how interesting.

Orwell was a great author. What's so interesting about it?
- If you didn't get it I'm not going to bother.