Washington has Tillicum and Georgia has Cumming. This map was not well thought out
51ReplyI love Cumming, ^GA
11ReplyNorth Dakota had better have absolutely nothing else even slightly risque, in order to have any hope of justifying its theft of GA's rightful entry.
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"Tulsa" is just "a slut" spelled backwards.
29ReplyYeah but Oklahoma has a small town called Peggs
12ReplyWe have plenty of funny town names here, but my favorites are Hooker, Slapout, Stringtown, and Hoot Owl.
10Reply"Peggs" is just "Sggep" spelled backwards.
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Only Ohio would have pee pee township lmao
23ReplyPee pee is my favorite township
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it takes less than two hours to get from bonesteel to gayville.
23ReplyThat's what I like to hear
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I refuse to believe there is a town in America called Rough&Ready
22ReplyI was literally there today 🤣
We also have a city in this state by the name of "City of Industry." Not simply "Industry" but "City of Industry." And "Carmel by the Sea" as opposed to just "Carmel" or "Carmel by the Dumpster Fire off 99."
21ReplyThats crazy. I mean my country has some goofy names for small towns and villages but this takes it to another level entirely
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What about Cumming, GA
18ReplyI'm guessing it's because the map already has Cummings.
12ReplyBut Butts isn't even a town; it's a county.
This map is wack. It should be Cumming!
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men can never seem to find it
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the states containing Dry Wood and Lubers are bordering each other, yet the wood remains dry
16ReplyCurious
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Bigbone, KY is home to a nice state park called Big Bone Lick.
15ReplyAnd if we’re going with parks there’s world famous Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsutawney, PA! (as in Punxsutawney Phil and Groundhog Day)
2ReplyThey have Bison. Went there a few weeks ago. Pretty cool park!
2ReplyThat's the best lick I've heard of.
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“Cozy corner” isn’t actually that bad of a town name
14ReplyAt night, it becomes wanker's corner
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There is a Gross Tête, Louisiana too
13ReplyNapo'opo'o isn't 'Na poo poo'
13ReplyThat makes perfect sense
3ReplyAmericans understand glottal stops challenge (improbable 💪)
2ReplyWe use them all the time but we're generally unaware of it. Like in "uh-oh".
That's leaving aside that Hawaiians ARE Americans, thanks to the Dole fruit company.
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"HOE-NOW-NOW NAH-POO-POO"
1ReplyRight.
Leaving out the ʻokina and kahakō changes the sound significantly. The ʻokina represents a glottal stop, the sound in the middle of "uh-oh". In Hawaiian, it's a letter of the alphabet. The kahakō (macron, the horizontal line over a vowel) means the vowel is long - as in pronounced for a beat longer. What we call long and short vowels in English should be considered different vowels because they are different sounds.
Hōnaunau-Nāpōʻopʻo
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Hohh nah oo nah oo Nahh pohh ohp oh
It's hard to transcribe, I hope that's of interest to someone. He haumana a ʻōlelo Hawaiʻi au. I'm still early in my learning.
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no horneytown NC?
11ReplyGoochland, Virginia is underrepresented here.
11ReplyThey choose Kiester over Gaylord, Moorhead (morehead), or Climax‽
11ReplyTbf Climax was already on the map. Moorhead is pretty good though
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The road from Blue Ball to Paradise runs through Intercourse.
11ReplyAs it should.
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there are more lewd souding towns in Virginia than short pump
10ReplyMary’s Igloo is too much for me.
9ReplyYeah it's a quality igloo
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Tbf it's technically just part of a town and not an actual town but there is Mianus CT
9ReplyBald Knob Arkansas is way more lewd than Weiner
7ReplyI mean, Dry Wood is good for Kansas, but Seaman also makes a strong showing as does Great Bend and Cawker City.
6ReplyI don't know man, I live in Iowa and we have balltown and cumming (not sure which is better)
6ReplyWhat is Humptulips...
6ReplyVermont has also Essex Junction, Proctor, Middlesex, Shaftsbury, and Hardwick.
5ReplyShaftsbury is pretty good
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Glaze City, TX should be a contender as well.
5ReplyDing Dong or Bangs I think are both better too
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Is no one gonna talk about Splunge?
4ReplyTexas should have corpus christi written on it 🥵
4Replyhot Jesús body
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Someone explain ballplay to me
4ReplyOh god essex really has gone through a new meaning
4ReplyOh, PA probably gets way weirder than Intercourse.
Also doesn't MI have Exit 69: Big Beaver Rd? Also there's Hell, MI. Those are both way better than Dick, MI.
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