Trump again floats Canada joining the U.S. as the 51st state
Trump again floats Canada joining the U.S. as the 51st state
Not going to happen.
Trump again floats Canada joining the U.S. as the 51st state
Not going to happen.
I would gladly welcome New England as our 11th Province and Cascadia as our 12th.
Even better, I would love to see a balkanized USA. The current monster is a sclerotic ossified polity incapable of adapting and changing. They have created such a strong central government that everything is a cosmic battle between 2 megatribes and they all hang from the balls of 3 swing SCOTUS justices, 5 swing state senators and 1 crazy POTUS. That's an insane concentration of power.
The US is just too coupled for what it is. An EU-style semi-autonomous decoupling would make everyone that much happier: when Slovenia adopts weird gender rules, Portugal can just shrug and continue. Hungary gets to cosplay Frankoism while Spain sends ships to protect the Gaza Flotilla.
So, the US could happily break into some sane set of (10-20) self-coherent countries that can freely experiment with their laws, political cultures structures and constitutions. Let's also get an independent Quebec in there for good measure, and let's have an EU-like loose confederation with freedom of movement from the Darién Gap to the Arctic Ocean.
For fuck's sake.
State politicians are as much pussies as Canadian ones, so it will take time for everyone to grow a spine, but the US is certain to collapse, and the easiest path to collapse is state run tax strikes and secession. Normally fair secession involves a fair division of assets and liabilities. Fascist department of war invasions of states and cities, and fascist defunding attacks on blue states while propping up red state industries with tariffs at expense of every consumer gives a declaration of war pretense for immediate secession of all cooperation with zionazi/oligarchist regime. The zionazi/oligarchist grip on state politicians allied with national parties makes them pussies, just as the CIA forces all of our politicians to be pussies.
The dissolution of the US will come as a loophole to cancel all of its debt. One state going on a tax strike or seceding is an extra straw on the camel's back, and war against that state would be a further straw. Obvious to all that disolving the union and starting over makes much more sense than "peacefully accepting their share of zionazi debt". Any division or internal war is unsustainable for US.
Canada and China can greatly help with refederation of US states. It would be good for Canada to welcome US states. Market access to China is good for any new federation. If protecting a domestic auto industry makes sense, then Michigan being part of Canada makes sense. Agriculture sector in Canada has pressured Ottawa to stop being stupid. Most red states are dying due to 0 agriculture sales. US climate terrorism for Skynet is going to make electricity scarce for Americans. Forcing blue states to be extorted by red state energy, and narrow purple state tariff subsidies, requires complete zionazi slave pussies gaslighting their people to tolerate and sustain.
Can the west coast, Hawaii and upper east coast of America become Canadian provinces?
No. Secede and make your own country.
How about we float trump in the gulf of Mexico.
I'd rather die and I mean that
Just make sure you get a few on the way out.
I'm a pro drone pilot so won't be an issue there
Typical rapist, won't take NO for an answer.
I will never become a worthless piece of shit American.
Trump can fucking die already. America sucks. Fuck you America!
Why does he think ALL of Canada should be a single state, anyway?
I'm pretty sure Alberta would be its own state. But the rest of Canada is way too liberal for him to give us separate representation.
Because he doesn't actually understand how any of this works.
My guess is he thinks naming it just a single state conveys the message that Canada is inferior. It's whatever enough to just clump all together.
He’s incredibly proudly stupid
Cause he is a fucking moron and an idiot with dementia
Eh fuck you USA 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
You get Alberta, we get the west coast. Deal?
Better deal, the Albertans that want out get out, and the US explodes into multiple countries.
No, not all of us in Alberta are brain dead. No deal.
My boycott becomes stronger.
The great white north has existed for thousands of years. No American president will ever control this land.
No Name goose
Hey USA. Your boy is on the front lawn in his diapers eating dog shit again. Maybe collect him before he gets away?
Sorry. He does that some times. We are working on it. Don't let him inside. Just try to ignore him for now and he might go away.
Terrible advice.
Give Canadians 96 hours notice, we are closing up shop, come across and get back home, and close the border. You don't hold open borders against invaders.
He's not kidding. The whole "no rules of engagement" speech by Hegseth, Canada should be preparing a drone army by now, Ukraine style.
Abso-fucking-lutely. Ukraine has shown the 20th century military doctrines to be dead and has shown how smaller countries can fuck up bigger ones with drone warfare. Canada needs this and I'm not even a militarist.
The Canadian government really should be funding courses on combat first aid, self-sufficiency, and other non-combat insurgency courses.
Is it really shocking that we have spineless milquetoast leadership?
No party ran a candidate last election that I'd consider a particularly worthy PM.
Carney is preferable to pee pee poo poo but imo he's still severely lacking as a PM.
No fucking shit.
I’ll go back to the US when Trump and his cronies are dead.
I’m pretty much done for life unless there’s a Nuremberg-style event for all the ICE cosplayers. Trump is only the tip of the iceberg there’s so much more trouble waiting in the depths.
"You know, I've got no direction to, you know, continue a dialogue on the 51st state. It hasn't been in play for months," he said.
Fucking Hoekstra. What a cock-gobbling sycophant.
Trump's latest remarks come only days after Pete Hoekstra, the U.S. ambassador to Canada, said it's Canadians who are fixated on the 51st state talk, and that sort of rhetoric is now in the past.
These idiots can't even keep their bullshit consistent.
Hoekstra can't keep his bullshit consistent with his own bullshit a few seconds ago when he denied his previous bullshit after being called out on his bullshit being bullshit.
And Canada, once again tells Trump to "get fucked".
Yet another distraction....
"From this moment forward, the only mission of the newly restored Department of War is this: Warfighting" -Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War September 30, 2025
One of these threats is not a distraction
Or, maybe it's not (just) distraction. Maybe he is seeding interest amongst the Canadian magatards. Maybe this is designed to give traction to Dani Smith and her ilk, to create division and internal strife.
Maybe Trump and the repubs have been following a playbook for all his Canada talk... maybe Putin's playbook on Ukraine.
I think this is definitely a part of it.
It is, it's by design.
Yeah, it sounds too much like Russia and Crimea to me.
Trump's latest remarks come only days after Pete Hoekstra, the U.S. ambassador to Canada, said it's Canadians who are fixated on the 51st state talk, and that sort of rhetoric is now in the past.
We Canadians just knew Trump would keep babbling about it.
This fucking clown.
Yea time to start playing with switches at Niagara substations around the time the stock market opens again... Wonder how much that would wipe off the market
The information I have seen leads me to believe that something really fucking bad is about to happen, and WW3 is about to kick off for real.
Meanwhile:
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I am missing a lot because I am just pulling from my memory (As an example the Saudi/Pakistan treaty that I didn't read into enough) but it just looks like this is it. I am not trying to be an alarmist, but I don't see these signals going any other way than directly to Global war.
Russia, China, and North Korea are in an open alliance.
That's a bit dramatic. They agreed to some deals, and wrote a press statement about how they're BFFs. There's still no way in hell Russia trusts either, and so vice verse, and NK/China relations are a whole weird thing. Ditto for India and China, which have made the impressive step of no longer openly beating each other with literal sticks over territory.
But yes, there are many, many powder kegs waiting to go off. The only question is if it could actually go hot, or it will stop at proxy wars, espionage and tradefare like the last time.
North Korea and Russia have a military alliance as North Korean soldiers were fighting in Ukraine with Russia under Russian control.
I agree that it is a press statement being BFFs, but China has been supporting Russia's war efforts with Russia saying they would also support Chinese war efforts. It is definitely a weird alliance, and they most certainly do not trust each other, but they are clearly working together to be a counter to "Western" influence and are likely going to increase military, intelligence, and trade ties.
I hope that it stops at proxy wars, espionage, and tradefare. I just do not see it as likely given the climate.
China has been observed in our Arctic waters.
Categorically false. Everything else you said is propaganda speculation. South Korea, recently, has made closer relations with DPRK.
Anyway, you're probably just very confused, but which side of WW3 do you want Canada to be on? No Trump and Russia will not be on same side.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/china-explores-arctic-canadas-military-080000109.html
https://www.politico.eu/article/china-test-express-route-europe-thawing-arctic-climate-change/
https://www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/202509/26/WS68d69107a3108622abca3345_1.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/russia-vows-china-arctic-beijing-093000190.html
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/ottawa-reinstate-arctic-ambassador-faces-090000085.html
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdj2v7n0101o
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/zelenskyy-says-russia-treating-first-131933746.html
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/north-korean-soldiers-fighting-russia-172137272.html
https://www.newsweek.com/putin-kim-north-korea-russia-ukraine-war-troops-2123565
https://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-un-nuclear-weapons-10804386
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/north-korea-accuses-south-serious-012558461.html
https://www.bostonherald.com/2025/08/18/koreas-tensions-military-drills/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36877397/jets-attack-run-navy-warship/
https://www.ft.com/content/1b55899f-ff05-47ff-b1d0-53c8f5199a11
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mainland-chinas-security-focus-may-093000728.html
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/09/17/taiwan-issues-handbook-prepare-china-invasion/
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/name-trump-goes-offense-label-172359570.html
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/why-trump-renaming-defense-department-140151814.html
https://nationalpost.com/news/world/donald-trump-department-of-war
https://www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/09/06/trump-swaps-department-of-defense-for-department-of-war/
https://torontosun.com/news/world/trump-rebrands-department-of-defense-as-department-of-war
https://globalnews.ca/news/11457588/donald-trump-canada-51st-state-us-military/
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/trump-says-portland-is-war-ravaged-here-s-what-to-know/ar-AA1NC6IP
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/estonia-airspace-russia-1.7638294
https://www.rte.ie/news/ukraine/2025/0919/1534360-estonia-russian-jets/
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/poland-drones-shot-down-1.7629795
Happy reading! :)
Wait, I thought we had a fentanyl problem. Why would he want that?
Fuck. Off.
oh look, another few years added to how long it will be before I consider going back there
I don't know what math you're using but adding more to infinity is beyond my cognitive capacity.
No need to come to the US. Hegseth wants to bring the US to you.
I’ll shit down his neck first
Canada should fast track nuclear armament.
We have the tech, we have zero reason not to.
CANDU doesn't use enriched uranium. So unlike other nuclear powered countries we haven't built enrichment capacity necessary for power and weapons.
Worse, the new SMR projects being built make us dependent on the US for fuel since they use enriched uranium.
Well, we have treaties. With countries other than the United States.
Might still be worth gearing up to breach them if need be, though. I suspect most of them will understand.
OK I get it but you know my state would make a great provence.
This won't stop. There's too much money to be made to let it go. If we shift to the right, it's gonna get worse.
Fuck Trump, fuck the USA. We will never be a state.
That's right. We'd be a territory. 😅
Nah we’d be a “protectorate” like Guam, Puerto Rico or the US Virgin Islands. Plus a neverending insurgency for good measure. 🖕🇺🇸♾️
I actually think he means statehood, since he very noticeably never offered it to the less-traditionally-white nation of Greenland.
It's still a booby deal in several other ways.
I’m floating Cascadia joining up with Canada.
I feel like they'd do better as territories. Even the more left leaning US states have a very different political culture that I wouldn't want imported into Canada
They should just be independent countries for a while and see how that goes before they even consider asking to move in with someone else.
STFU
I don't know about you but as a lifelong Albertan my life would improve if my city had even a little bit of the culture of like, Seattle. I'm not guessing, I have been there and it would be a place I'd consider moving if they weren't under fascist dictatorship keen on eradicating my people.
That'd be nice.
The precept behind this is that Canada needs the Golden dome to defend itself from Russia or China. What's lost is that NORAD defends the US from Russia. We should be paid to protect the US from Russia.
If we choose to not demonically hate Russia and China, as a carbon copy of US dictated demonic policy, then there is zero need to defend ourselves from what what we do not threaten. A nuclear attack on Canada involves us crossing a dementia line, where even if we're not the active threat to human countries, exterminating Canadians is viewed as a net global positive. Europe is far ahead of our dementia, and a legitimate threat to humanity in its demonic fascist evil, we would STFU quickly when US bases in Europe are nuked. We already do not need NORAD for defense of Canada. Our section of golden dome would only be to protect the US, and so if they want to build it, they MUST pay us to build it. They also need to start paying us for NORAD. Chinese missiles will not go through Artic to hit US, and again, the best defense is to stop being stupid vs humanity, and being part of same alliances as US.
What the fuck are you talking about?
We don't need a golden dome. The only country that will ever be a threat to us is US. If the US wants a golden dome they need to pay us to help with shielding their pure evil.
The other lie is that "its free if Canada gets burdened by huge US historical debt" (all resulting from department of war)
That there is no leader or media in Canada explaining this basic reality to Canadians proves our colonial status and our brainwashing to desperate slavery.
I mean, the Presidents are at 47 and States have not gone above 50 as long as most remember. The last time the numbers were this close, there was a civil war.
Still, why not start with DC and Puerto Rico, am I right?
Hopefully he doesn’t know anything about war plan red….
Oh fucking hell...
One good thing coming out of this rhetoric is many of us are getting back into full combat fitness.