And I won't delete them either for nostalgia reasons

I still have a Yahoo email account that I've had since 1997 I think... 7 letters, no numbers.

That's insane to me. I'm almost 40. But I don't feel forty. I'm not 40 in my head.

I wonder if there are any unread emails from the 70s.

When your Steam achievements are older than the majority of the game lobby...

Two words. Hot. Mail

So I went and checked . Legit still have an email in my Hotmail account from 2008. I'm pretty sure I got the account in the 20th century.
I had a Hotmail account before Microsoft bought them...
If Hotmail were launched today it would be a gay dating app.
- And would be 500mb of js.
I deleted my original Hotmail after it got hacked. However, I am keeping my Gmail despite Google's monopoly practices. My Gmail username is from a time when they allow addresses like g_star99@gmail.com or skankymistress@gmail.com.

If you have interns your probably a shitty person.

"your"?
Mass generalizations are often wrong.
- Mass generalization are always wrong!
- Idk I'm canadian unpaid internship is illegal here
- So not all nazis are bad?
ah yes, because providing the opportunity for true work experience in return for pay is such a terrible thing
- Aren't American interns not paid, but instead "paid" with experience?
Summer interns will work 40 hours a week, receive PTO, and be eligible for paid holidays during the 11‑week cohort. Our main campuses provide free lunch Monday-Thursday in cafeterias featuring delicious and varied options. Valuing diversity in every way, we embed DE&I in everything we do. Interns may join Employee Resource Groups to connect with our diverse employee base. Relocation assistance may be provided on a case‑by‑case basis.
What's the problem here? Genuinely asking.
- That's still not a pay check.

My Steam account is older than some of the newer people I work with.

Shit. I was about to quip "Your intern is only 8?" before I remembered what year it was.

Made me curious and I did the math, the girl who gave birth to her son two months after graduation, he can legally drink now.
God damn I'm going to need some more ibuprofen today.....

Mfw time goes forward and the years change

Mfw time goes forward faster and faster and the years change without asking first. And then your mind and soul never truly realising how much time has passed.
- This effect can be really messed up once you have a kid and they get to the ages where you can remember childhood memories.
  Things that took FOR FUCKING EVER as a kid just zip past in the blink of an eye when I'm the parent instead of the child.