Lemmy glitterpost
Lemmy glitterpost
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I tried this and it doesn't work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.
I'm guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.
I got my pill for free so at least I didn't spend a bunch of money on shit.
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Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.
I'm not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.
If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.
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The medical examiner will get a glitter bomb when he cuts you open for autopsy
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Great way of making a permanent investment
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Permanent investment into future health issues.
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Literally, a shit post.
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Goldschläger is so much cheaper
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The h' and l' below are making me dizzy
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It's mostly the top of the i' touching the end of the h' that makes me gasp for air
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Rare vertical keming
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That's way too much for glitter. Whose your glitter guy?
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Blacks.
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Yeah, the Black General Store. There is a white guy selling it.
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That seems way over priced. Seems like it would be the same amount of gold you get in vials at a tourist shop for like $20
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Shlitter
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This seems like it would be fun to do before bringing a stool sample to the doctor or sending it to one of those labs
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Or you can just, uh, add powders to the sample.
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Well, I've seen people sell farts in jars, so... at least this is real gold 🤷.
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Makes my dookie twinkle
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Aw man - wasted it on the squirts ☹
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Yeah, now imagine all the people out their panning for gold, no idea where it has been
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The gold was inside of us all along
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Put a deposit on the pill, if you return the contents, some other person gets a pill with your gold in it. Don't waste, recycle
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