10 mo. ago • 83%

🇬🇧 Oh you simply MUST visit us at Yellowcurryshire next summer.

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Worcestershireshire

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- Sause
  
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sigh ...Pussyshire

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- "tastes great, less filling"
  
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- Assshire
  
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Not gonna fall for this one!

Nice try data collecting bots!

I'll go back to my home in Ramenshire, thank you.

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- "I am a Ramen from Ram's End. We don't take 'quick surveys'!"
  
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Roastedpotatoshire

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Pizzashire.

Eeeeyyhh oooh eeeyyy look at this faguzi, drinkin his tea /pinky gripped/ like its gonna get away from you or somethin'.

Now come, come, over here and tell me what you think of this blood pudding and beans pizza.

What? Yeah, seriously. Its very important you tell me, I've been working on this recipe for months now.

Ahh, ahh, yeah, whatchu think, how is it?

(Then an Anglican hit squad bursts through the door, surprise this is somehow a movie about a Catholic Italian Mafia family in hiding that made one too many somewhat stereotypical enemies.)

EDIT: To the single person who has downvoted this: Dont worry, its ok, Im of Italian heritage and a good number of us think these stereotypes are hilarious.

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- Crikey! This billabong is full of beany-doos! (wait, what's an Anglican again?)
  
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  I am extremely tempted to make a dingo ate my baby joke, but in fairness many of the Australians Ive known actually do find that offensive, so I wont.
  
  Anglicans are a... sort.of a branch of English Christianity founded when an an English King wanted to divorce wife, but the Pope would not authorize this.
  
  His solution was to basically tell the Pope and all of Catholicism to get rekt, and he basically founded his own religion by splitting Christianity away from Catholicism, naming this Anglicism or the Anglican Church, and this new branch of Christianity he basically created allowed him to divorce his wife.
  
  Then there were like hundreds of years of wars and basically what we would now todag call domestic terrorism between various versions of Christianity in and around England.
  
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Oh look, another social engineering scam passing itself off as a meme.

I hate to be that guy, but this is exactly how people crack into your accounts. These scams are aimed at getting information that can be used to crack security questions for account recovery.

Please do yourself a favor. Next time you see these images please do not interact with them.

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- I can't tell if you're joking or not
  
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  Bloody 'ell! I've been caught red-handed! With me trousers round me ankles! Be a good lad and write your full name and address so we can send you some warm ale by way of apology.
  
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  Oh this 100% is plausible, and even likely.
  
  Many security questions systems use favorite food as a security question to reset passwords.
  
  Most people use the same username for everything, often including their email address.
  
  Take the person's reddit or lemmy username, add Gmail, yahoo, Hotmail, etc. and with just a couple more answers pulled from social media posts you can build a fairly strong profile from seemingly very little and otherwise innocuous information.
  
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- Only works if you tell the truth.
  
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  And have a consistent, unchanging favorite food that you use for security questions.
  
  Today my favorite food is cheesecake. Tomorrow it might be bagels. It’s definitely nothing I’ve ever used for a security question.
  
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  You wouldn't just lie on the internet would you?
  
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- Maybe just don't make your passwords anything other than random strings of text
  
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  It's not about the password itself. Many password reset systems use security questions. A common security question is what your favorite food is.
  
  They don't need to know your current password when they know the security answer to make a new password on their own.
  
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- That's why my security questions, if I'm forced to specify them, are also 128 random chars, just like the main password
  
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Hotcumshire

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- If you say this in a British accent it sounds like it could be a real place.
  
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  "Aughtcoomsure"
  
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Yorkshire puddingshire

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Dear sirs and madams, I invite you all to visit the esteemed semmelknödelshire, why its right next to burgershire in fact!

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This does not work good with German Food ._.

Wurstgulasch-shire is not a place where I want to be. Ever.

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- Oh well, maybe we could meet at Dönershire or Schweinshaxenmitkloßshire then?
  
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> English manor
> Haggisshire

wait

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Bootyshire.

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Butterchickenshire, ahoy!

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Burritoshire? sounds lovely, just barely beating out Pastashire

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Sandwichshire?

Okrashire?

Cheeseshire? Oh, Quesoshire.

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Pasta party tonight at Spaghettishire, everyone's invited!

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IDK, maybe Sushishire? That sounds dumb. Let's go with Lagershire.

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- “Sushire”
  
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U237shire

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Assshire? Seems like a lot of "s"s.

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Sushishire? Hmmm

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Chicken paprikashire.

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Burritoshire, yes. Burritos as far as the eye can see, hmmmm quite delectable.

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Mexican Shire doesn't have much of a ring to it, now does it? :(

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Sugarshire

Almost sounds legit.

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Red40shire

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Ratatouilleshire? Sounds like a french ugly horse.

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Tatorshire

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salsashire... tamaleshire?

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Circusanimalshire

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Tamaleshire

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Bulgogishire has a nice ring to it.

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- Now I want to eat Korean BBQ till I hate myself and pass out in the car ride home.
  
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Cheap Mac and Cheese shire. Nope, doesn't work.

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- Kraftshire? East Kraftdinnershire?
  
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  Kraft? Too luxury for me.
  
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Baconshire ftw.

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  That is so fine marbling! Gonna be good when it’s crispy.
  
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Shtercshire now let Canva guess that

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Kedgereeshire could be a real place, almost…

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Beefstroganoffshire

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Eggfriedriceshire. That's a mouthful of words and egg fried rice.

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Goatkormashire

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Boiled crawfishshire

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Babyshire

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- Hol up!
  
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Whatisthisbullshire

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Bratwurstshire

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Sopashire.

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Chickenlivershire

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Hutsepotshire

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Cheeseburgershire... I dunno, I'd rather go to Cheeseburger In Paradise.

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Hot take: what the UK calls curry is bland AF. I mean, FFS, people. You colonized all of the famous spice places and you still have shite cuisine? 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

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