I was going to say extra wide to cover the entire neck but I already visualized an ostrich doing a hoolahooping motion with it's neck with your extra long scarf. So I guess I'll go with yours... If I ever get to outfit an ostrich.
Between this one and the one yesterday about a dinosaur in a guillotine, Lemmy is asking all the necessary questions about animals with long necks and small brains 😂
I would say the top. A lot of important organs like tonsils are there which can get hurt when people get cold. but the best way would probably still be just wrapping their entire neck somehow.
Bottom. And quite honestly fuck toppers. Fuck them up their stupid topper asses. I will die on this hill. Modern corporate America has shown me. They proved to me that it’s time to fight. Fight for what we believe in. Fight for what we know is right. Thank you totinos pizza rolls - I know that it is a civic mandate to stand up to this injustice.
All other toppers in this comment thread. I see you. I see you for what you are. Weak. Topping has killed so many brain cells that I envy you. You probably let all that fake news dictate how you consider ostrich scarves. Do not buy into the hype brothers and sisters. Resist!