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Food delivery robot crashes into car, flees scene of accident – A concerned citizen spotted the S Group food delivery robot's hit-and-run

A concerned citizen spotted the S Group food delivery robot's hit-and-run.

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This is my favorite headline in a while and I'm really not sure why

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- The headline conveys an "Oh, shit!" feeling on the part of the robot. Which is hilarious.
  
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  I did imagine it immediately in a panic after hitting the car.
  
  I wonder if the witness followed it at a brisk pace while on the phone with the cops.
  
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- "I just started this gig I can't lose it."
  
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- It feels like the fun side of the cyberpunk dystopia we have seen in media before. Really it's just the double plus unfun real dystopia.
  
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when robots get to be perps...

that's when they get to be people.

all hail the robot overlords.

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this is very cute

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- Unless it's your car
  
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  I mean, the dilivery company will have to pay for the damages. It's just scratches, probably a conversation starter of someone sees it haha
  
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  fuck cars
  
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Gintama vibe

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It's too short to put a note under the wiper. What was it supposed to do?

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- It the robot itself can't do anything (and what could it do?), it needs to stop, alert the operating company, and have a human come out and resolve the issue. The food delivery is less important than ensuring the wronged party gets properly notified and made whole.
  
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I'm plowed sidewalk? Sounds like the poor little thing needs some snow chains.

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I can totally imagine this robot going shitshitshitshit and fleeing the scene

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- I never noticed that the building is called Mentholyptus Hall lol
  
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