Fact

You can't buy people anymore but you can buy most of their awake hours. It's called a job.

People sell those hours because they have to. It's called a salary.

I will allow someone to buy me, but like software you won't "own" me. You will just be liscencing me and, at any time, I may revoke your access to myself.

Well no, she can't buy Kanye. He's not a Supreme Court Justice.

What's really important is that it's impossible not to be a bad person and a billionaire. I like her music but being a billionaire means that she is an enemy of society. Period

Actually slavery is still legal in the United States as a form of legal punishment when legally convicted so she just needs to wait for a jury of his peers to convict him and a judge to Sentence him then she would probably need to pay the state

@TSwiftFTC? Is this a two-topic account about Taylor Swift and the Federal Trade Commission? 🤔

She COULD purchase Jay-Z, though.

He said "I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man"

Tbf, Texas was notoriously slow on this

I couldn't name nor recognize a single song from either of them. Shit, I need to improve my mainstream media knowledge.

The need coming from the swifties here real.

She should put him on the wall in the downstairs toilet.

If dictaster tRump gets elected, it won't be long before she'll be able to buy him

Wow, now Taylor Swift fans are going mask-off racist. Not only are they simping for a billionaire like a Musk fan, but they're alluding to going back to the good old days of slavery like Musk's dad.

The only surprising thing here really is that Swift isn't worth substantially more. She's been the top pop music act for a decade now and has been uncommonly business savvy so I was really expecting that figure to be at least the double.