The Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch
John East Man
TFW John Eastman is down south
Marginally, related: Any guesses who lives here?
look at these fucking ghouls
They knew the mugshot would be on the media so they knew it would be better PR to smile and not look guilty.
Giuliani didn’t get that memo.
I see only 2 smiling tbh, but yeah that would have been the better strategy
I also see only two smiling, and a whole grandma's weird ceramicl bowl of nuts.
I like how you can tell which ones know they might be fucked this time.
Looks like Ray Smith didn't get the memo about the dress code. Dude came straight from his shift at Best Buy.
Ray Smith looks like he lurks at the foot of people's bed and watches them sleep.
Kathy Latham started ratting the second she heard the door latch click closed in the interrogation room.
why are there two people smiling like idiots
The idea is it reduces the embarrassment of the photo. This made the news years ago.
They all look like psychopaths.
I know getting your mugshot taken isn’t exactly a joyous experience but why can none of them pull off a neutral “I’m not guilty” face? Like it’s either weirdo smiles or murderous glares. Just make a plain face like you’re at the DMV.
Jenna Ellis: chuckles I'm in danger.
It looks like Jenna Ellis misunderstood why she was having her picture taken. Her brain saw a camera and though "I smile at cameras!".
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. They put her in front of the camera, and she thought, "Oh! It's picture day!"
Kenneth, say "Cheese", bro.
Here's the story
Of a bunch of assholes
Who were busy with an election to overthrow
All of them had pasty skin
Just like their god king
The youngest one around seventy-two...
They all look like Palpatine.
I love how weirdly accurate this is LOL I can all picture them saying "dew it"
Such diversity!
The political party of the REAL 'Murica, folks!
It’s a very diverse group of white people 😂
There's already 3 women in that group, what more do you want? /s
The Shady Bunch.
Look like pictures taken with cheapo Logitech webcams
A high quality mugshot would rather defeat the purpose of a mugshot. In theory it's about identification, but we all know who these people are so in practise it's about PR. And for PR reasons they want it to look like a mugshot. I.e. crap
Looks like the camera angle's from high up, so they have to look up at the camera for that Hannibal Lecter ambiance.
Ray Smith really should have gone in the centre, with the blue shirt and that hair, he makes the perfect Alice.
I couldn't help myself and did a quick rearranging lol
I like it! It'll look better with Trump's mugshot too.
That'll be Alice.
This is a story, about a bunch of lawyers, who one day got a very dumb idea.
Eastman looks like he's just about to enjoy his first torture-murder. Smith looks like he's on his 10th.
With fava beans and a nice Chianti... (slurp-slurp-slurp)
Worst Brady Bunch remake ever
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Kinda gotta admit I'm surprised there is such diversity in this group, woulda thought it would be only old white dudes 😭😂
May the spirit of Epstein watch over these foul scum
Ray Smith is definitely a serial rapist. I mean just look at him. If you saw that coming towards you on a dark night you'd run the other way.
Bred and beat into him by his church no doubt.
If you can't trust Chesebro!? Who can you trust!!
cheese bro!
Right? I mean if he weren't a treasonous asshat traitor, I might want to know a guy named Cheese Bro.
so long cheese brother
There's one more I'm still waiting for....
That’s dollar store Kyle Maclachlan to you.
I don't know if this is John Oliver's or yours or someone else's, but I knew exactly who you meant instantly.
Scott Hall looks more like Kevin Nash.
The only Scott hall that matters is dead. Hey, yo.
Forget about the bloody gods and listen to what I'm telling you. Cersei understands the consequences of her absence and she is absent anyway, which means she does not intend to suffer those consequences.
Sidney Powell looks like Kitty Forman.
I bet ellis would be marvelous in the sack. Jussayin
maybe dont “just say” that shit
I can't really go any further since I don't know her
What kind of idiot smiles for their mugshot?
Why wouldn't she? The people she's looking to for support look at them all as if they're either:complicit in the coverup (stolen election) or the brave patriots fighting for their country. If she smiles, she's playing the patriot part.
Maybe it's just cynicism talking, but these people are playing their supporters... not trying to prove right from wrong.
She knew that people like you would see the photo, so she smiled. I think it's a mistake to treat it as anything but calculated.
The type of idiots that've never faced consequences before.
They won't be smiling for long.
It’s a PR move. If you know your mugshot will be on TV, you don’t want to look guilty or like a crook. They already claim the charges are false and a Democrat plot, so smiling is the best option of a bad situation.
I recall the guy that got busted for meth but he knew it was a bag of kitty litter, he had a huge smile on his face.
A conservative idiot.
A conservative idiot. You're repeating yourself!
Aka white nationalist bootlickers and traitors.
Someone who's been smoking the cracken.