How do you eat yours?

In the past when they still tasted good.

They used to be quite a bit larger and creamier. Eating them now-a-days just evokes irritation at shrinkflation, and nostalgia for what they're supposed to taste like despite knowing we'll never get that back.

All at once.

One year there were mint ones in Australia!

I've never seen them before or since. I wish they came back. My wife loved them.

I can't have them. Too much sugar. I'd like to keep my feet please.

I haven't had one in years but I hear they've changed the recipe (less cocoa, more sugar or something?)

But yes, pervert-style for me too.

What happened in these comments?

Poke a hole in one end, then bite the other and suck.

I tilt my head up and pour milk into my mouth, then dunk the egg into it. Milk splashes everywhere as I chortle the egg in it's milk bath. Everyone in the hotel lobby stares in bewilderment as security is called and I'm escorted off the premises and told never to return.

It's the only way to truly enjoy a Cadbury egg.

I can't eat them anymore. Way, way too sweet.

I don't because these things are quite disgusting. The inside is just...no thanks.

Bite a hole in one end, flip it upside down, let the filling slowly run out, close my eyes and lick at the dripping filling with my tongue.

I put it in my mouth, and suck it and suck it.

In the mouth hole.

Whole.

At first a nibble. Then a slow tempting lick. I suck and munch my liquid lunch; And then I swallow quick.

Why?

I actually despise these things and regret it every time I try them again, but for some reason this picture still made me crave it.

This is the way

PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK'S SNEED'S FLOYD GUCCI LOAFERS FUCK FUCK DILATE FLOYD SEETHE PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEETHE DILATE FUCK FEED HOT POCKETS JANNY SNEED GUCCI LOAFERS ON LEMMY SUCK I CAN'T GUCCI LOAFERS COPE FANCY GERMAN CAR HOT POCKETS GUCCI LOAFERS SEETHE SEETHE COPE FANCY GERMAN CAR DILATE PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN'T ON LEMMY AND GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK'S I CAN'T CHUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR FOR FREE I CAN'T SEETHE CHUCK SUCK CITY SLICKER PARK AVENUE MANICURE SNEED'S I CAN'T

JANNY CHUCK I CAN'T SUCK JANNIES SNEED CITY SLICKER I CAN'T CHUCK'S JANNIES CLEAN IT UP COPE I CAN'T HOT POCKETS AND COPE CLEAN IT UP JANNIES ON LEMMY SEETHE CLEAN IT UP HOT POCKETS FUCK SNEED SUCK COPE CHUCK SEED HOT POCKETS CLEAN IT UP FANCY GERMAN CAR FUCK JANNIES PARK AVENUE MANICURE FLOYD FLOYD DILATE SEED FLOYD GUCCI LOAFERS PARK AVENUE MANICURE FANCY GERMAN CAR ON LEMMY DILATE AND FUCK GUCCI LOAFERS SUCK ON LEMMY FANCY GERMAN CAR

I CAN'T CLEAN IT UP HOT POCKETS FANCY GERMAN CAR SEETHE CHUCK CHUCK'S DILATE JANNIES SNEED JANNIES SEED FLOYD SUCK SEED CHUCK'S CLEAN IT UP COPE DILATE FUCK JANNY CHUCK'S SEETHE CHUCK SEETHE SNEED'S HOT POCKETS SNEED FEED DILATE FOR FREE CITY SLICKER FANCY GERMAN CAR SNEED CLEAN IT UP DILATE SUCK SEED HOT POCKETS SEED JANNY FOR FREE FLOYD GUCCI LOAFERS SEETHE FLOYD AND CHUCK'S FOR FREE ON LEMMY

FLOYD FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK SNEED I CAN'T FOR FREE SEED FLOYD I CAN'T JANNY CHUCK SNEED FOR FREE GUCCI LOAFERS SEETHE FEED CLEAN IT UP AND FEED FLOYD JANNY HOT POCKETS JANNY FOR FREE SUCK SUCK FOR FREE JANNY FANCY GERMAN CAR SNEED DILATE HOT POCKETS SNEED DILATE GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK I CAN'T FEED HOT POCKETS PARK AVENUE MANICURE JANNIES SNEED'S FLOYD GUCCI LOAFERS SEETHE FLOYD PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK'S ON LEMMY GUCCI LOAFERS

SNEED'S JANNY FUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN'T CHUCK CITY SLICKER SEETHE JANNIES SEETHE CITY SLICKER SNEED'S SNEED SNEED JANNY DILATE DILATE CHUCK'S JANNIES CHUCK CHUCK FEED CHUCK CHUCK FOR FREE FLOYD CLEAN IT UP CITY SLICKER CLEAN IT UP CHUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK'S SEED FUCK FEED HOT POCKETS CHUCK'S AND PARK AVENUE MANICURE DILATE SEED FUCK JANNY CITY SLICKER HOT POCKETS CLEAN IT UP CHUCK CHUCK'S ON LEMMY FOR FREE

CLEAN IT UP CLEAN IT UP SNEED ON LEMMY DILATE FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE SNEED COPE DILATE DILATE JANNIES SEETHE CITY SLICKER DILATE JANNY FLOYD JANNY CLEAN IT UP CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS GUCCI LOAFERS GUCCI LOAFERS GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK'S DILATE SNEED I CAN'T HOT POCKETS FEED HOT POCKETS SEETHE GUCCI LOAFERS SUCK GUCCI LOAFERS SEETHE PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN'T SNEED'S SNEED'S SNEED AND HOT POCKETS CITY SLICKER CHUCK'S FEED PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEETHE

SNEED'S DILATE DILATE FUCK SNEED'S CLEAN IT UP COPE CITY SLICKER SNEED'S I CAN'T CHUCK'S SEED HOT POCKETS FOR FREE FUCK SUCK CHUCK SNEED AND GUCCI LOAFERS HOT POCKETS I CAN'T PARK AVENUE MANICURE FLOYD JANNY HOT POCKETS FOR FREE JANNIES COPE SUCK GUCCI LOAFERS DILATE FOR FREE FOR FREE CLEAN IT UP CHUCK'S FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR FOR FREE JANNIES HOT POCKETS HOT POCKETS FOR FREE CITY SLICKER DILATE COPE FOR FREE FEED DILATE JANNY

SEETHE HOT POCKETS DILATE GUCCI LOAFERS HOT POCKETS FUCK AND FOR FREE CLEAN IT UP FANCY GERMAN CAR CLEAN IT UP SEED I CAN'T CLEAN IT UP DILATE FUCK CITY SLICKER FUCK FEED SEETHE SNEED SNEED'S JANNIES PARK AVENUE MANICURE ON LEMMY FANCY GERMAN CAR DILATE CHUCK'S I CAN'T FANCY GERMAN CAR FLOYD GUCCI LOAFERS FUCK ON LEMMY GUCCI LOAFERS SUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR CITY SLICKER CHUCK CITY SLICKER I CAN'T SUCK CHUCK'S DILATE JANNIES FEED HOT POCKETS FEED JANNIES CITY SLICKER

CLEAN IT UP CHUCK'S GUCCI LOAFERS DILATE FANCY GERMAN CAR FLOYD ON LEMMY GUCCI LOAFERS SNEED'S CHUCK I CAN'T AND SNEED CHUCK'S FANCY GERMAN CAR PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN'T JANNIES SEED JANNY FOR FREE SNEED'S CLEAN IT UP DILATE CHUCK FUCK ON LEMMY SEETHE FEED FUCK SEETHE I CAN'T PARK AVENUE MANICURE SNEED DILATE CHUCK FOR FREE JANNIES I CAN'T FLOYD HOT POCKETS JANNIES I CAN'T AND FLOYD FOR FREE COPE PARK AVENUE MANICURE SNEED'S ON LEMMY

FUCK FLOYD AND FUCK CITY SLICKER CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS HOT POCKETS SEETHE SNEED'S CHUCK COPE PARK AVENUE MANICURE PARK AVENUE MANICURE HOT POCKETS SNEED FOR FREE I CAN'T CHUCK'S I CAN'T SNEED FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR SEED CHUCK CHUCK DILATE PARK AVENUE MANICURE SUCK FUCK JANNIES GUCCI LOAFERS FEED CITY SLICKER FEED FOR FREE FLOYD CHUCK'S CHUCK SEED FANCY GERMAN CAR FANCY GERMAN CAR SNEED'S FUCK CLEAN IT UP AND CLEAN IT UP CHUCK'S CHUCK'S FEED

JANNIES FOR FREE GUCCI LOAFERS DILATE JANNY JANNY HOT POCKETS AND DILATE CHUCK'S CHUCK FUCK JANNIES JANNY SUCK SEETHE JANNY HOT POCKETS FLOYD FANCY GERMAN CAR JANNIES CHUCK COPE COPE DILATE SNEED SEETHE CITY SLICKER CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS SNEED FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR HOT POCKETS FEED AND AND SNEED'S DILATE AND GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK FLOYD PARK AVENUE MANICURE AND FANCY GERMAN CAR JANNIES SNEED SNEED COPE

SUCK FEED JANNIES COPE ON LEMMY SNEED SEETHE HOT POCKETS CHUCK'S SNEED'S CLEAN IT UP HOT POCKETS FEED SNEED FEED I CAN'T PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEED CHUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEETHE DILATE HOT POCKETS SNEED'S JANNY PARK AVENUE MANICURE CITY SLICKER ON LEMMY SEETHE CITY SLICKER SEETHE CLEAN IT UP FOR FREE FEED SNEED'S FOR FREE FEED SUCK CITY SLICKER AND COPE JANNY SNEED COPE JANNIES FEED FANCY GERMAN CAR PARK AVENUE MANICURE FANCY GERMAN CAR SEED

FLOYD HOT POCKETS SNEED DILATE JANNY SUCK JANNIES FANCY GERMAN CAR SNEED'S PARK AVENUE MANICURE HOT POCKETS FOR FREE I CAN'T COPE COPE FANCY GERMAN CAR CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS SNEED'S FLOYD SEETHE DILATE FUCK FEED CHUCK CLEAN IT UP I CAN'T FLOYD FUCK SNEED'S FOR FREE SEED SUCK CITY SLICKER FEED GUCCI LOAFERS FEED GUCCI LOAFERS FANCY GERMAN CAR DILATE SEETHE FLOYD FUCK CHUCK DILATE GUCCI LOAFERS FLOYD CLEAN IT UP CHUCK SEETHE

PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN'T FEED CLEAN IT UP CHUCK'S CITY SLICKER FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK CLEAN IT UP JANNIES FLOYD JANNIES AND COPE FOR FREE ON LEMMY CHUCK'S ON LEMMY FLOYD CHUCK CLEAN IT UP GUCCI LOAFERS SEED HOT POCKETS CITY SLICKER CLEAN IT UP JANNY CLEAN IT UP AND PARK AVENUE MANICURE JANNY CHUCK'S JANNIES GUCCI LOAFERS CITY SLICKER JANNIES SNEED'S CITY SLICKER CHUCK CHUCK FEED FOR FREE CLEAN IT UP FUCK FOR FREE HOT POCKETS I CAN'T CITY SLICKER SEED SNEED'S

COPE GUCCI LOAFERS I CAN'T SUCK FEED GUCCI LOAFERS FOR FREE JANNY COPE CLEAN IT UP JANNIES FOR FREE FOR FREE CITY SLICKER FUCK CHUCK'S COPE CHUCK SUCK FLOYD SUCK FEED SNEED'S SEETHE I CAN'T FOR FREE FEED JANNIES DILATE FANCY GERMAN CAR SNEED SEED FEED CHUCK'S SEED CLEAN IT UP CITY SLICKER SNEED'S FANCY GERMAN CAR SNEED'S ON LEMMY CHUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE FEED SEED GUCCI LOAFERS SNEED FEED CITY SLICKER COPE

CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS ON LEMMY CHUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE JANNIES CHUCK FEED SEED FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK'S SEED GUCCI LOAFERS PARK AVENUE MANICURE FUCK CHUCK'S COPE COPE FLOYD SUCK CITY SLICKER COPE SNEED'S FUCK I CAN'T DILATE SEED FUCK FUCK SNEED CHUCK HOT POCKETS FUCK I CAN'T SEETHE FANCY GERMAN CAR FEED HOT POCKETS SEETHE COPE ON LEMMY FUCK SUCK SEED SNEED GUCCI LOAFERS DILATE COPE I CAN'T FEED

SEETHE I CAN'T PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEED FLOYD CHUCK SNEED'S AND ON LEMMY PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN'T CHUCK FUCK I CAN'T CHUCK SUCK JANNIES CLEAN IT UP SEED SEETHE SEETHE SNEED'S AND ON LEMMY SUCK JANNY AND FANCY GERMAN CAR SEED SNEED'S SEETHE HOT POCKETS CLEAN IT UP FLOYD CHUCK AND JANNIES AND JANNY CHUCK SEED CLEAN IT UP CITY SLICKER FLOYD CHUCK FLOYD HOT POCKETS FEED DILATE I CAN'T

FUCK FUCK CHUCK SNEED SNEED'S FLOYD GUCCI LOAFERS SEED SNEED'S ON LEMMY SNEED'S SUCK SEED AND ON LEMMY COPE FOR FREE CHUCK'S ON LEMMY SNEED HOT POCKETS ON LEMMY SEED COPE DILATE AND JANNIES GUCCI LOAFERS SUCK GUCCI LOAFERS SNEED'S SNEED CITY SLICKER COPE SUCK ON LEMMY CLEAN IT UP ON LEMMY JANNY CLEAN IT UP DILATE I CAN'T FUCK HOT POCKETS SEETHE SEED FOR FREE JANNIES FANCY GERMAN CAR JANNY

FOR FREE FANCY GERMAN CAR SUCK SNEED SNEED'S GUCCI LOAFERS DILATE CHUCK COPE JANNY FEED SEED SUCK AND FOR FREE AND SEETHE I CAN'T HOT POCKETS SEETHE SEED SUCK AND FANCY GERMAN CAR DILATE GUCCI LOAFERS ON LEMMY CHUCK SEETHE FANCY GERMAN CAR DILATE FEED COPE JANNY ON LEMMY FEED AND CLEAN IT UP CHUCK SEETHE ON LEMMY ON LEMMY SEED PARK AVENUE MANICURE AND HOT POCKETS DILATE SEED AND GUCCI LOAFERS