Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On
Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On
ATLANTA—The faces of top executives falling as they gauged the public’s apathy, sources reported the Coca-Cola Company was incredibly hurt Tuesday that the nation was not going to try the new soda flavor they worked so hard on. “Seriously, you’re not even going to taste it?” said CEO James Quincey,...
"Spiced" Coke, fuck that noise.
21God forbid they bring back a good, or at least popular, flavor like starlight.
Oh yeah and the spiced flavor is not great either.
10I'd try it, but it's double the price and half the size. I'm not paying 60 cents a can when I'm buying in bulk from the grocery store. 29-38 cents is about the right price.
6Oh oh oh pumpkin spice soda
4What have you done?
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Like, what are we talking here, melange?
1I think spiced is their best flavor yet, but I've always loved ginger beer and cola.
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Took one for the team and tried it
Painfully sweet even for a Coca Cola product. Reminds me of Jolly Ranchers and/or Swedish Fish but not in a good way (and I love Swedish Fish)
0/10
7/10 with rice
19They're gone in a blink of the eye so why bother trying one, if you like it you'll only be disappointed when it's gone forever the next day.
19Just don't get rid of Vanilla Zero Sugar and we good
10Where do you find those??? I've been watching grocery stores around me like a hawk, but all we ever get is cherry zero, and SOMETIMES cherry vanilla zero. I was starting to think coke just didn't want to make vanilla zero
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Spiced Coke is almost drinkable. I regret to say that Coke Space and the various other recent flavors do not meet that standard.
6That is a headline word salad if I've ever seen one
0The Onion is known for their accurate stature afterall.
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What's With All The Capitalisation??
-1I believe that's called a "title"
5it's supposed to be a headline though, to me it's very hard to read this way
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