"Aerospace chocolatiers" would be a great name for an experimental, new-age music troupe.
43ReplyOr a flok of pooping birds.
8Reply"I'm going to see Alan Parsons Project and Aerospace Chocolatiers are headlining!"
Yup checks out, could be items in an IKEA or Urban Outfitters catalog or band names.
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Are we sure that this isn’t a giant space Jiffy Pop?
11ReplyNow that would be a Real Genius launch.
7ReplyI'm suddenly very curious to know what a popcorn air-popper would do in microgravity.
4ReplyI feel they would blow un-popped maize everywhere
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It looks like Veruca Salt about the make a mess of it.
11ReplyWhy?
8Reply🎶We do what we must because we can🎶
🎶For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.🎶
4ReplyBecause it's there.
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This is what our taxpayers money should be used for!
6ReplyIn case anyone is curious (like I was) what the "gold foil wrap" actually is, here you go:
Multi-layer Insulation, or simply MLI, is a type of high-performance insulator that uses multiple radiation-heat transfer barriers to restrict the flow of (heat) energy. In simple terms, it’s a form of thermal insulation made of multiple layers of thin sheets that is used to cover spacecraft and other space equipment in order to reduce heat loss by way of thermal radiation.
This is really interesting and I would probably never read it if not for this post. Thanks!
5Replysince sacrifices aren't allowed anymore new ways to calm the Sun had to be discovered
5ReplyThis was the moment. This was it. We had a chance up until now.
5ReplyThey may have already thought of this..
Wont it melt in the atmosphere? ☄️😲🤯 4ReplyThat's the point. The outer layers ablate off, keeping the core cool.
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Their plans shall be foiled!
2ReplyChildren are starving within a 5 mile radius of this vanity project.
-4ReplyYou do realize they aren’t really sending a giant ball of shitty chocolate into space, yeah?
9ReplySays who?
Yeah, I do. I just was trying to be funny. I failed.
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Least gullible forum user
1ReplyI thougjt it was funny. Oh well.
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And that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
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