6 mo. ago • 97%

Gotta get on that grindset

29 comments

For $250000 I'm totally fine with him showing me his penis. Unfortunately I think he won't be interested now that consent is given though. ☹️

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- Y'all got any more of those unsolicited billionaire dick pics?
  
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- I do NOT consent to Elon flashing me for $250k 😉
  
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- Nah, if consent is given that means you get a horse not a payout
  
  Although apparently horse semen is the single most valuable fluid on the market, so if you get a stallion you could probably get a nice payday out of it!
  
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Bullshit. He'd never say "I'm sorry."

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- "I'm sorry that you didn't like it"
  
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He could show me his penis for $250,000. For another $50,000 I'll show him mine.

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- ill sneak a peak for free
  
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Is there a source for this? Like, it jives with my mental model of the guy, but it would be nice to have a source.

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- Sure, here you go:
  
  https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5
  
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  the company paid
  
  Ah, greedy cheapskate as usual.
  
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- Psst, it’s “jibes” not “jives.”
  
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  I’ve only ever heard it called jive
  
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  not anymore
  
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Excuse me it was a pony

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- A clean pony for PP transaction
  
  #Pony4PPGate
  
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- He showed her a pony?
  
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  No no, a pony's penis
  
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wait, just look? That's all?! for 250k I'll do it

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- Commodifing sexual harrasment, yay! 😎
  
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Does he have a magnum dong or is this an "emperor's new clothes" kinda thing?

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Didn't he offer a horse or something?

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- Stay gold, Ponyboy
  
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Truly a business genius. We can only hope to have the Vision™ that he does. /s

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“I thought Ghislaine said you were cool… my bad”

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