6 mo. ago • 100%

language rule

42 comments

heck, most dialects have different internal dialects too!

the diversity is what makes languages so cool

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Nobody in their right mind uses words like "Palatschinken", "Paradeiser", "Piefke" or "Schlagobers".

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- Explain to me how the word "Quark" has any reason to exist.
  
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  What else would I call it? Certainly not "Topfen".
  
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  odo posting
  
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  Hey, that's a legitimate word... for particle physics.
  
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- People who say Krapfen should be in prison
  
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  True. It's Kreppel, obviously
  
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  Yeah, it's pronounced ['krapfə']. Written something like Krapfo.
  
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- Paradeiser
  
  I believe they called them that because the first people to try them liked them so much, they thought they were in paradise.
  
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  PARADEISER DEEZ NUTZ! (I'm sorry, not sorry)
  
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"A language is just a dialect with an army and a navy" -Max Weinreich

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You mean to tell me Spain speaks Spanish correctly?

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- what spanish?
  
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  "Variedades de español"
  
  During much of its history, and especially during the Francoist dictatorship (1939–1975), the Catalan language was ridiculed as a mere dialect of Spanish.[60][61] This view, based on political and ideological considerations, has no linguistic validity.[60][61]
  
  Wikipedia: Catalan language
  
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  They are all wrong (except Catalan, because that's a different language and closer to French than Spanish)
  
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  Bro I love that cheese
  
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- Well, technically…
  
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- The north-west speaks Portuguese, the north-east speaks french, basques speak a language that's not even Indo-European. South is rednecks, and the rest is madrid + some desert. But, sure, the the nice infographic from someone else.
  
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  It's wild to me that Basque seems to have just evolved on its own, and that it's survived
  
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Since I have no horse in this race, I can proudly say that both American English and English English are wrong. The English language as a whole is wrong. Thank you, I'll come back later to impart more wisdom.

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- Where can I subscribe to more lojban propaganda?
  
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The United States

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- The US and UK
  
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  The UK doesn't talk wrong, just the cockneys.
  
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But, do programming languages have dialects?

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- spaces/tabs
  
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Dave Anthony moment

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It's not about right or wrong, it's the only revenge we have against the first and second most evil empires to ever exist.

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