A snapshot of heaven

The only problem with that setup is the grease from the pizza box getting on the carpet.

Balance it precariously on top of a too-small box, you heathen.

This hurts my back.

I may be a man, but my back hurts just looking at that picture.

Give me a comfy chair if I'm going to game and drink and eat pizza.

Also, there is a distinct lack of doggies.

Imagine shitting on someone’s way of life because it’s not your own

The only thing I have issue with is putting the greasy pizza box on the carpet.

No reason to destroy your carpet just because you want to be minimalist.

At least put a blanket down. Then you can just pop it in the wash.

That wireless controller is a bit pointless if you’re sitting 1.5m away from the screen. Gotta give her that.

I mean... it's not like the place is filthy. No piles of dirty clothes or dishes.

Also I'm reminded of a woman I know who has a very nicely decorated home, but mounted her TV so none of the ports are accessible. Want to plug something into the hdmi port? Well, you can't. TV looks nice on the wall, though.

I am a man, and I see many problems with this:

• the TV is at least two sizes too small
• WAF is a non-factor, so there would absolutely be some oversized speakers beside that tv
• my ass isn't lying on the floor, when a couch would be far more comfortable
• the couch would make floor pizza too far away, so there would be a "coffee table"

The Donkey Kong Bongos accessory on top of the TV is just...chef's kiss. Perfect.

Donkey Kong Bongos

I am grateful to Fairlife for making single serve choccy milk that isn't owned by Nestle.

Gotta get a beanbag chair or something. Aside from that, I don't see a problem (for a bachelor who is content to remain a bachelor).

That's not how men live, that's how teenagers live. The place lacks a woodworking bench, a 3D printer farm, a chef knife wall with an industrial wok burner, and a rack of mountain bikes. Also not a single cat in the picture, savages...

The only thing wrong is that there is carpet. Also, I miss those days of freedom. I never appreciated them when I had them.

Does anyone else get irrationally upset when people leave pizza boxes wide open like that? You're letting all the heat escape!

Meanwhile I have to keep everything I eat in a food warmer up until the very minute I'm about to eat it. Warm foods taste so much better when they're hot.

Pizza and chocolate milk?

I mean I like them both, but together?

I thought the beverage was a fifth of Jack Daniel's before I zoomed in.

Is there a c/malelivingspace anywhere on Lemmy?

Even got the Choccy Milk to wash it down? Thats fuckin decadent

The Carpet is overkill/bloat

This game was proof all you need to make a great Pokemon game is to let someone other than Gamefreak make it. Legends Arecus is a huge step in the right direction but it was more of a demo than a complete experience (it was short when you remember most of it is repetitive and lacked Pokemon basics such as abilities).

What's the problem here?

oh nice, pizza! *grabs a slice

Can I come over... ?

Floor pizza? HELL YEAH BRUTHER

It feels like this picture is missing the indoor fort (i.e. a couple of chairs with a big blanket thrown over the top)

The problem I see is there are bongo drums but I don't see a copy of donkey konga

Wavebird wireless GameCube controller FTW! I still have mine, 20 years later. Still works too. I bust it out once or twice a year when we play Mario Party 5 or 7.

Is that a little Caesars? Hell yeah.

This is how detective Halligan lives.

raw as hell

what did they mean by this?

Swap our the pokemon for timesplitters, and the fairlife for seltzer water and that's an ideal night for me.

Gale of Darkness to replace Colosseum and I am sold. Give me a TV stand and a chair with a back and this is golden.

Is that a gas wall heater? Man, I haven’t seen one of those in years.

“I’ll take Trevelyan if that’s cool. Are we banning Oddjob or just ripping on people who pick him.”

also is that the fuckin like wavebird (? iirc) thingy?? way ahead of it's time

Bongos eh? I kind prefer a spirit drum

stop drinking stuff like milkshake or chocolate milk with pizza and hamburgers please, what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously jeez...

A GameCube? What a peasant!