Hello France? The American people here. We'd like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.
32ReplyThing one: You don't need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.
Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they'll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.
41ReplyWe just have to genocide one more minority group and your quality of life will improve, trust me bro
21ReplyRobespierre has entered the chat.
2ReplyHave you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we're absolutely saturated with politicians. We'll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.
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I wonder who that's for
22ReplyAsk not for whom the guillotines, it tines for thee.
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It's probably for a noble cause
21ReplyOk, why is that blade in the raised position? I hope they're not transporting is that way...
16ReplyProbably a non-functional model where the blade is screwed tight at that position 🤔
1ReplyThere are supposed to be only a few working guillotines in France but they allegedly lie in a museum cellar somewhere.
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any day now...
14ReplyY'all got anymore of that routine maintenance? We need some.
13ReplyGetting ready....
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