Awful taste but great execution.
61I miss that sub
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Here in Australia I wouldn't be surprised if a bird would swoop in to take it away along with whatever body part it was attached to.
43Other than someone freaking out and smacking your head reflexively, one other concern is they might smack it hard enough to rip it out of your ear.
26Really weirded out by how many people in here are talking about hitting it, like that's a normal or okay response to a big spider on someone.
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If it's a non fatal blow that's the best way to get a spider to bite that person.
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If it's a fatal blow then now the person has spider guts smeared all over them.
It's just.... there's nothing good about doing that. Either flick it off or use a piece of paper to remove it.
18Most people aren't talking about how they're going to calmly consider the situation and then hit the person. They're referring to the fact that by the time they notice, said individual is going to be too close for a spider that size to get anything other than a fight or flight reaction.
Buuut yes, don't go slapping things on people or something, guys. It does tend to cause more issues. If you absolutely have to hit, do more of a swat away rather than a slap into.
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or stab the pin into the head skin behind the ear...
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So how many times will he get smacked upside his head?
18Every time I saw myself in the mirror I would probably give myself a concussion.
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He will get many slaps during the day….
17I was thinking that! When I was a kid I had a mole on my neck that looked similar in size and color to a tick. At least once a year someone would try to "catch it"
Luckily more often it was serious looks and warning there was a tick on me.
In fairness, I was in the woods a lot and had to check for ticks on the regular.
But yeah, my grandma for sure would have whacked me upside the head if she saw that spider earring.
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I hate you and the 8 legged spider you rode in on. I am going to have unreasonable nightmares tonight.
Take my upvote.
13Do they make these for my Prince Albert?
13Now we know where the maggots come from
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Defendant: Your Honor, I was doing him a favor.
Judge: With a baseball bat?
Defendant: I was doing us all a favor.
Judge: Case dismissed!
9Does it attract other spiders?
7Spider fuck party in your ear drum!
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The legs would tickle like crazy.
7Fuuuuuuck that
6Smack it and save the poor guy
4My immediate thought was that someone is definitely going to scream and smack him on the side of the head the first time he wears that out somewhere lol
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Love the idea, where can I get one?
4These would be great for Halloween!!!
4thanks, i HATE IT
3I am SOBER and this gave me the W-I-L-L-I-E-S fuck
2That’s like those Snapchat or TikTok filters that have a spider crawl across the user’s face. Too realistic to be enjoyed for most.
2Good way to get the shit smacked out of you
2hey females, check out my earring
i hope for sure you find it endearing
a lot of y'all might really be a-fearing
cause a spider's molesting my ear
1This is 100% made so you can "have fun" freaking out tripped out people at raves.
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