Left
- Name: Sour Joe
- Stats: DEX 5 - STR 3 - INT 10
- Special Attack: Yeast Starter (Deals damage over time. If applied 5 times in 30 secs opponent takes explosive damage.)
Middle
- Name: Gluten Gus
- Stats: DEX 10 - STR 5 - INT 3
- Special Attack: Bloat (This strike slows opponent down by 2% lasts for 10 secs, hits stack.)
Right
- Name: LARRY DA LOAF
- Stats: DEX 1 - STR 20 - INT 1
- Special Attack: Pound Cake (Charge attack, at 50% does double damage and at 100% causes stun for 3 secs.)
36Bring the pain!
36No Pain No Grain
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Guy on the right, look at his sheer confidence!
He's already won and he knows it.
26Obvious choice here. Anyone with bread fighting experience knows size matters.
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20Clearly a spin-off of Bernt
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Rock-hard (and indeed contains various rocks such as gravel), never goes stale, and is terribly sustaining. A traveller can go for miles, just knowing there's dwarf bread in their pack. A traveller can think of just about anything to eat rather than dwarf bread including their own foot and even pumpkins (see Witches Abroad).
Various forms of dwarf bread can be used as weapons, e.g. battle muffins and drop scones. Fine specimens of dwarf bread can be found in the Dwarf Bread Museum, Whirligig Alley, Ankh-Morpork, open to the public whenever volunteers have time (Feet of Clay).
14None of those look remotely edible to me.
9The one on the left. He has a look in his eye that says "I've done morally questionable things at a CIA/MI6 black site".
8The dude on the right is cheating and only showing the underside of the loaf, bet it's long, wide, and maybe an inch thick. Edit: Oxford comma
7Far left appears to have that firm ass, welcome to San Francisco, crisp sourdough crust. Far right is some bread pan, Texas toast make’n, sponge crust.
As always, the left of where the fun is, and the right boring and conservative.
7Breads of Unusual Size
6Right one. It weighs more. One massive thump to the head and those other two are history.
6Vampire assembly - The annual bake-off.
4Drakula baking bread
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3I know the Marvel movies have been going downhill, maybe this is their plan to turn it around. The Breadvengers!
3My loaf is bigger than your loaf, We take more drugs than a touring funk band.
SING IT!
My loaf is bigger than your loaf.
SING IT!
My loaf is bigger than your loaf.
SING IT!
2Monsieur Baguette is clearly the superior choice.
2Not a flared base in sight
2Thought it said finger
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