Glitch at New York Stock Exchange Throws Markets Into Chaos
Glitch at New York Stock Exchange Throws Markets Into Chaos
Financial markets experienced the second technical glitch in less than a week on Monday morning. Premium stocks displayed prices at a 99 percent discount.
It's almost as if the made up nonsense of the stock market isn't propped up by anything real.
120Boomers complain about youngsters wasting all their time playing pointless video games or fucking around on their phone and then turn around and do all this fake nonsense. At least video games are fun.
5And if my actions in a game cause chaos, it's much more limited to a silly little game world, rather than ruining innocent lives IRL.
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It seems all these glitches happen when a particular stock is halted. Whats the pattern here?
38The pattern is they're making shit up.
Also, speaking from professional IT experience, there is no such thing as a glitch. (There always are things that occur and to be analysed and fixed, but the more critical the data is or the transactions are, the more robust things are built/done.)
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29Ook ook mutha fucka!
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Maybe they're scrambling to do something with GME because of DFV's post yesterday. lol
18I really like the idea of random people causing chaos in the stock market. Fuggit I've got nothing to lose.
8They’ve covered those calls they sold him, right?
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That glitch that discounts stock prices by a percentage?! What? Does that block of the code normally only discount a stock by a percentage under different circumstances?
16You can invoke it with "speaker of the house" privileges.
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I read somewhere that Berkshire Hathaway HFT algorithm was to blame for the "glitch".
13HFT should be banned. If we're going to keep up this illusion of a stock market, at least make humans do it.
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I saw this hacking movie before…
8Wrong people lost money, it ain't no thing tho, they undid them trades today...
Clown fucking markets
7That's no glitch
6But it ain't no lie, baby
BUY BUY BUY!
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