UP man bites his neighbour’s genitals in fight over goats
UP man bites his neighbour’s genitals in fight over goats
A 28-year-old man bit a portion of his 31-year-old neighbour's private parts after the latter's goats strayed into his compound and damaged some of h
I'm beginning to wonder if Uttar Pradesh isn't India's Florida.
18I hope so. I'm starting to see a pattern in Florida Man's behavior. Typically something to do with fucking alligators, public indecency, and crack or meth. I need some variety.
7You should check out Iowa then.
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What's "UP man"?
16Not much, you?
15Uttar Pradesh, it's a province of India
9I was thinking upper peninsula, as in Michigan. I wouldn't be surprised if the story was from there.
5It's basically the same thing but in India. Lots of conservative dimwits with too much free time and alcohol.
4I was just stepping into the joke that was unintentionalaly set up. But thank you for the genuine response.
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I'm from Michigan. 'UP' is what we call the upper peninsula. I was very confused for a second
13Wait…. This isn’t a Yooper Man (close cousin of Florida Man?)
Edit: the article is about India. No idea what “UP” is…. But I’m just gonna go with “India has Yoopers too”
4A North Indian state
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Honestly this isn't that far off base for some of my mom's Yooper relatives, meth is a hell of a drug
4Thanks, I interpreted it as “University professor” at first. I stand corrected.
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He really looked at his neighbor and decided U don't P :|
2how WouLD You liKe iT if a goat WANdERED over aNd bIT You IN ThE Nuts?
dude calm down
chomp
okay I'll tie him up
No one tell me different this is how I imagine it went
1Lots to unpack here
1Ace Steel just got fired and he’s already back to his old self
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