Snail boots.

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This is peak ATBGE.

I would never in a million years wear those myself, but I admire the hell out of them.

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- Perfect boots to wear when you’re late for a meeting.
  
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Snoots

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- I was going to say the same thing...
  
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These are AI generated, actually.

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- Noooooooo!
  
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  Right? It’s getting way too hard to tell. I had to really zoom in on the other laces and figure out why the other boots are usually just one or at a strange, unnatural angle.
  
  Also, look at the hangers, count the eyelets on the boots around and see how they’re uneven on each side, etc.
  
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- I almost downvoted you in disappointment
  
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  Right? What is the world coming to that we can’t even have these awesome snail boots anymore without them being AI generated? Thanks, woke.
  
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Idk, i like 'em

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Unironically would love to wear these. I adore snails

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- Me too. What would you pair these with?
  
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  Full leather dommy mommy gear, tan color, completely saturated in lube. Or maybe just a plain darker blue dress, green rain jacket that has leaf designs on it, and a frog umbrella (not frog designs, frog shaped with the eyes and legs that dangle)
  
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Perfect for walking in the rain!

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- But not a tour of a salt mine.
  
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"Are those...?"

"The Chanel snoots? Yeah."

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Thats a statement

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I would unironically wear these if they were real

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Snoots.

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Truely stupendous work.

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That's art! You bought them right?

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- No alas someone sent me this who did not buy them.
  
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These are absolutely glorious.

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These are great.

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I would absolutely wear these every day.

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I don't think I could pull them off/fit them, but I'd have a crush on whoever wore them. They're so cool.

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The Patricia Highsmith Special, I see

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