Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
How many people are actually going to get this?
115Wow. The guy could have killed Reagan.The world would probably be a much better place if he succeeded.
25Oh he has YT channel now 😂
18Guy has a YouTube channel
10Surprisingly based chap.
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but maybe it will be a teachable moment for someone.
29Yep, I learned something new today.
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There are dozens of un old farts here.
24I’m not old I just think it’s kinda funny that a man shot an evil President to woo a teenage lesbian
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I have no idea what this is about. Somebody care to explain?
14There's this song by Wall of Voodoo called ''Far Side of Crazy'', go listen to that a few times then come back and read the rest of the comment.
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pretty cool song right?
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Anyway, It's about John Hinckley, a lot of the lyrics were lifted from a sort of manafesto he wrote, he tried to assassinate Ronald Regan, he had a lot of mental health issues, and he watched Taxi Driver, and decided to do what he titular character does in the film by assassinating a politician, it's not clear if he understood Jodie Foster was a seperate person from the character she played in the film, but his motivation was to impress her.
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I learnt about it on an episode of American Dad LOL
9It was the Well There's Your Problem podcast on an episode talking about PSR or something like that for me
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Get it? I remember it! I was only 4 or 5 years old, but my parents had the Newshour on every night and listened to NPR too.
7Definitely not me.
1Anyone who knows who Hickley was historically, as he was released recently, and there's video of Regan doing his 'missed me' joke at rallies making it's rounds ever few months, I'd say pretty much anyone with internet or reads the newspaper likely knows.
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I don't know, but I do know I'd kill Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.
(You have no idea how many times I've seen this episode.)
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22Which episode is it?
4Think I found it
3Cave Dwellers.
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What show is that?
2Why it's only the funniest TV show ever made!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000
Especially if you discount all the other comedy shows that don't involve a person and their robot friends trapped in space being forced to watch cheesy movies.
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Aim for center mass.
37Or bring a fucking scope
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As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.
36Oh this has layers
30Shrek?
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Step 1) Be a woman
Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan
Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch
Step 4) Profit?
18Don't miss. It's always more impressive when you don't miss.
18She's a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She's a hugely respected actor who's a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don't think you're gonna crack this nut, homie.
16In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It's posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.
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Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!
12"Ew. It looks like it stinks."
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Shoot the president
11Throw your cum at her.
Top tier shitpost
11Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.
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This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.
9I think it's a long shot.
9Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/03/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-hospital.html
5This is good
4Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you'll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you'll be going to the 80s so you're gonna need to blend in, so I'd suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.
3Kill Reagan ig
3Aim for the crotch.
2♪ Hinckley couldn't shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪ :-(
2Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!
2if that worked jodie foster would be married to half of lemmy by now
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196 on her lawn
1You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.
-1/woooosh
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Just to be clear, you're not a stalker? Because that's really a very stalkery thing to ask.
We just locked up a guy for being stalkery with Holly Willoughby, so....
-14Its a reference to the guy who tried to shoot reagan cause he was obsessed with Jodie Foster.
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Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
-23Also, being a lesbian will probably help.
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