123ReplySo it's blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I'm interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I'm cool with being Canada's shorts if y'all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!
60ReplySpeaking as an American, I’d like to say that any other American who gets sincerely mad at this deserves to be messed with. It’s funny. Get over yourself.
42ReplyI mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks
39Reply 28ReplyHey, as gently as this can be: maybe it's time to change your shorts, Canada. They appear to be full of shit.
27ReplyPretty sure they’re plenty mad amongst themselves as it is.
16ReplyOf course Florida is the wiggly jiggly bit.
15Reply90% of the population of Canada lives within about 100 miles of the United States border. Canada being America's hat makes moree sense in that respect.
But Florida is clearly a cock, so... I'm into it.
Incidentally, 100 miles north-to-south is about the height of Connecticut from the Mass to NY borders.
13ReplyIf big mad means "leaves 'em grinnin'" then mission accomplished.
Thanks!
12ReplyI like how Alaskans refer to the rest of the US as the southern states.
11ReplyI like the sentiment, though it would be even better if Canada was facing backwards and Florida was a dangling turd instead of a dangling penis.
10ReplyI've always referred to florida as America's wang, but it's clearly Canada's
10ReplyAmerican here, you forgot that Texas is a big poopy diaper. Otherwise no notes. 👍
9ReplyFloridick
9ReplyBruh. We Americans know Florida is just our wang.
9ReplyI'll allow it.
(That's a joke. I'll encourage it, in fact.)
Credentials: am American.
8ReplyHaha that's great, but you have some sort of VD going on on your cock, mate.
Please see a doctor
7ReplyEurope staring across the pond:
6ReplyShorts with a hoodie attached (Alaska)
Someone get this info to Milano or Paris
6ReplyCanada's got that Hank Hill ass with California.
6ReplyDoes it cancel out because we also made fun of Florida?
5ReplyCanada is embarrassingly drunk, as usual.
5ReplySo now I can explain to foreigners that its technically Canada fucking the rest of the world with their Florida penis. Excellent.
5ReplyCanada looks like blood exploding out of pants
5ReplyAmerican here: This shit is funny.
5ReplyJorts
5ReplyIt's a tiny wang.
4ReplySomeone’s mom totally gonna blow me through these jorts!
4ReplyWhat da Mexico doin?
3ReplyLol Florida would be a dick.😆 What does that say about all the old people we exile to the Floridian badlands. Is it a metaphor for rebirth?
3ReplyI like that Canada is drunk with it’s dick out
2ReplySomeone arrest this perv!
2Replylol, how long has this meme been around.
2ReplyEuropean here, i think mexicos cool. North america actually has two normal countries and then the us
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1ReplyIs Florida the dick? Or Texas? Or Mexico?
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