4 days ago • 97%

Do it do it do it do it

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I absolutely support her going to jail for Trump.

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- Agreed. And I also support Trump going to jail for Trump
  
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  Put em both in jail. Please.
  
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Seriously, WHAT is THE DEAL with conservative disinformationists scattering ALL-CAPS WORDS throughout EVERYTHING they WRITE?

My THEORY is that it's MEANT as a SUBSTITUTE for LOGIC and REASON - that in LIEU of saying things that are ACTUALLY logical, reasonable or true, they JUST say things really LOUDLY.

It MUST be TRUE because it's so EMPHATIC, right?

And it PROBABLY triggers a PAVLOVIAN response in the DUNDERHEADS who READ it. "LOOK at all the CAPS! This is MY kind of TRUTHINESS!"

It's just... WEIRD. And sort of PATHETIC.

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- If you Want to be REALLY TRUMPIAN you need to also Sprinkle in a Bunch of words that are Merely Capitalized rather than Always using ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!1
  
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  Ow. I think I pulled a reading muscle.
  
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  Wouldn't that just make it more German than anything else?
  
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- It's because instead of using logic to reason, they use emotion: usually outrage, fear, uncertainty, anger, distrust. All while of course projecting the 'overly emotional and illogical' stamp onto "bleeding heart liberals".
  
  Caps conveys what their audience pays attention to.
  
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- I read this in Seinfeld's voice
  
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- This is actually from a mad-libs book she did
  
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- When your chosen communication style is "begging letters from a faith healer"
  
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- It's a form of poetry that appeals to skimmers who want the tone and feeling with the fewest possible nouns to remember.
  
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- New typing quirk just dropped
  
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Loomer locked herself up at Twitter, the CEO said nah let her tire herself out and then Loomer asked police to cut her out 2 hours later

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- Fantastic.
  
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Sombwody's in wuuuuuvvvv.

She won't go to jail for him though. This is just a preliminary call for all the fascists to get ready to incite violence if he loses the election.

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I'm saving this when she inevitably cuts a deal to throw Trump under the bus for leniency

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She only lasted two hours at Xitter.

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- Why did she lock herself up there?
  
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  I think she got banned from them, back when they were a normal social media platform. And she locked herself to one door, so everyone going in used the other door and didn't care. Someone else posted a link about it.
  
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  Fuck knows what the crazy person thinks.
  
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Ahem:

lol.

Thank you for your time.

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'And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.' -- from Maskerade by Terry Pratchett.

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Find someone that looks at you the way this lunatic looks at Trump.

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This girl must really love pegging Donnie on the daily

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I must say that I am willing for him to go to jail with Trump.

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- Her
  
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  Of course. Apologies
  
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  Don't talk about jigsaw like that
  
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They can grow old in prison together. Just remember to not let her out once Trump is gone.

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Threatening us with a good time, I see.

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To crazies locked up with one sentencing?

Ok then.

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This sounds like a real win-win. Looks like the swamp is trying to drain itself

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I wonder where they'll find handcuff keys at Riker's Island.

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Not enough exclamation marks. I can't take it seriously.

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Huh, guess I'll go to jail then

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He'll feel like home because he grew up 3 miles away

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The only way I will go to jail for President Trump is not the same reason she will be there.

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