I can't be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line "found a sugar daddy," right?
144ReplyI canโt be the only one who saw that coming
I'm surprised you can visualize it so well. I didn't see them coming, though the title did give insight into the plot twist.
19Reply๐ฎโโโโโ ๐ธโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโN ๐พโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐บโโโโโ ๐จโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐ฒโโโโโ๐ฎโโโโโ๐ณโโโโโ๐ฌโโโโโ ๐ซโโโโโ๐ทโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐ฒโโโโโ ๐ฆโโโโโ ๐ฒโโโโโ๐ฎโโโโโ๐ฑโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ ๐ฆโโโโโ๐ผโโโโโ๐ฆโโโโโ๐พโโโโโ, ๐ธโโโโโ๐นโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ปโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ณโโโโโ
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probably: fake
definitely: gay 127ReplyVery: kinky
18ReplyHotel: Trivago
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On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
115Replybut a little chance of butt defects
58ReplyWhat do you think OP is?
-22Replymom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
61Reply
Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him
113Replywhat if the dad knew?
52ReplySon, I didn't get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let's make up for lost time.
25ReplyKinky
11Reply
or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do
22Reply
It's like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.
66ReplyAnd the hammering is in the bed.
24ReplyWith more tongue.
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And more fake.
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Could be true, it is gay
54Replybut they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother's names
11Replythey probably knew each other's fursona names
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Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream
Gay: Anon fucked their dad
7Reply
This is the poor man's Oedipus Rex.
53ReplyI'm at a fucking
:.|:;for words 53ReplyHoly shit how
7ReplyLike this
:.|:;Edit to be more informative
It's :.|:; with a 'strikethrough' through the whole thing.
So โ Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a 'strikethrough' (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you're striking through
like so) 14Reply
Words like last names?
4Reply
that's so sad i wish they had more time together
52Replynot sure if fake, but definetly gay
52ReplyAnon discovers Oedipus.
46ReplyNo, its gay. Oedicoc
40Replyreverse oedipus
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Anon doesn't realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.
28ReplyIn this case maybe there was only one
4ReplyI doubt it.
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The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasnโt really his dad. Thatโs why they never recognised each other
22ReplyRoll Pride
13Reply8yo is super young for his dad to realise heโs gay, so all power to him.
12ReplyOld boy vibes
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