Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment "Hey, you can suck your own dick!" and flexible kid immediately yelled "SHUT UP!". Which told us all he'd done it.
134ReplyFor the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn't have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.
"It's more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked."
48ReplySounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.
15ReplyMakes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.
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If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn't ever leave the house.
13ReplyPairs well with a choking fetish
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I'm not jealous. You are!
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Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand
81ReplyI can't believe this old hoax is still being circulated. This goes back pre-internet as one of the first viral memes.
15ReplyShhh. It reveals our age.
2ReplyPress (X) to doubt.
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While being a fat fuck.
24ReplyHe removed the ribs so he could eat them.
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I mean, it's all relative to the size of your steeple
19ReplySo you’re saying I’d need to remove 4-5 ribs?
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Adam Anon
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Suckin that dick at an egregerious angle
25ReplyI cackled laughed in a Walmart just now. Can't explain that one lol
7ReplyI really do this shit
5ReplyThis shit ain't nothing to me man
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Pfft, sucking your own dick is amateur. Real men toss their own salad.
16ReplySounds like a qualification for Cirque du Soleil.
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Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.
29ReplyYou shouldn't get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.
109ReplyYeah, they can't make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it's just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.
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They say it's more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.
25ReplySounds like a win-win in my book.
14ReplyIt's about fifty fifty.
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Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.
13ReplyDid you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.
4ReplyI wasn't the one who did it, and it didn't keep him from licking other dogs...
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I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s
5ReplyI have tried before whether I could do it, the answer was no, and I don't feel I am missing out on anything.
1ReplyI'd imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don't want to taste their own dick.
1ReplyI wonder if that's actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven't heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror...
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Back, not neck.
... I'm told.
12Replytry a tenga flip hole.
4ReplyI've had a couple tenga's but I feel like these are meant to be disposable. Never a flip though, kind of pricey.
1Replysome people treat all sexual objects as disposable. protect your heart.
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Wanna be hip? Gotta suck your own dick.
6ReplyDude probably thought he was a h0rs3 character.
4ReplyLife goal.
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