1 wk. ago • 99%

Beware

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Especially if he's wearing a suit for leisure.

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- Wouldn't worry about him, then. He won't engage with me unless I do well on a pop quiz.
  
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If you can read the sign it's already to late..

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Missed out on “Be weary of Larry”

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- Nope, we’re not tired of Larry yet, but “Be wary of Larry”
  
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  Damnit. I knew something wasn’t right
  
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- I'm leery of Larry.
  
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Always fucking Larry...

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- Stop fucking Larry
  
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Larry is a serious dude, but it's the Darrell's you really need to worry about.

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All those wedgies he gave, all those shoestrings he tied. All those brownies he made with the Ex-Lax inside.

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- Had to go listen to this after reading your comment. Love weird al
  
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Never trust a sentient cucumber

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- That was Kevin.
  
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one more thing on my list of things to be afraid of

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Scary Larry...

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Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.

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My friend's corgi is named larry lmao beware

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Larry the Cucumber?

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- Larry was the lobster
  
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