When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other

You really didn't have to hit post on this one, yeesh

I just woke up and you chose to share this with me.

If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings .. you basically have a bagpipe!

Update: 12-14 available openings.. we lose two for the kissing.

Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.

This is indeed a thought

Jesus fucking Christ

Saw this question on reddit that I thought was a joke but has haunted me ever since.

Are we donuts?

Thanks, I hate it

Topologists say the darnest things.

That's why I cut out the middle-man and kiss that asshole.

With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you'll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.

That's why I kiss butthole to butthole

How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?

My organs have valves on them, so this doesn't apply to me.

Thanks internet, I missed ya

Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you've got a centipede going!

I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

so when you kiss your anus becomes a mouth. there's a a south park episode in there somewhere

Thanks for the insight. Now I will always think of this when I see people kiss.

I laughed more than I am proud. The wife says that it is disgusting. I agree

I don't like this

What about when two human-centipedes kiss?

If you think about it when you sit on a toilet you are connected to a series of tubes there are other people connected to it too. Its a butt to butt connection system

Beyond the pale sir.

Today is a terrible day to have eyes.

Relevant butt to butt activity

That's the sexy part