Gynecologist* joke
Gynecologist* joke
Red States: How does property have health needs?
152"A good slap will clear up that hysteria in your household appliance lickety split sir"
50It's like a veteranarian. Some specialize in pets, some in livestock, these ones specialize in women!
47That's so woke
27"You said women three times!"
-red states
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*For people in Red States, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs in Blue States.
I think in Red States they call them inmates
95"Handmaids" would be the correct term, I believe.
41(Cripes that is a dark joke that i just cant manage to laugh at. I wish i could with how fucked things are.)
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As far as I know it is indeed theoretically possible to catch chlamydia when having contact to infected toilet seats. But for this to happen "fresh" infected secretes in high doses must be present. Chlamydia bacteria do not survive for long outside of a body.
Therefore an infection on this way is very unlikely and such a case hasn't been reported.For women an infection with chlamydia is especially dangerous since typical symptoms are often lacking. But leaving it untreated can pose significant hazards such as cancer and loss of fertility.
So, get yourself checked regularly.Sources (German):
https://www.euroclinix.net/de/geschlechtskrankheiten/chlamydien/uebertragung
https://sicherintim.com/chlamydien-uebertragung/23I'd figure surface ones like herpes and crabs would be more likely, though maybe it depends on how sweaty you are and if there's a moist path from that contact point to the opening. Probably practically impossible for male genitalia unless they are resting their junk on an infected surface, though even for female genitalia, I assume they don't rest it right on the seat.
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Just had to ruin a good joke with political whining.
-161A woman literally died the other day because they wouldn't give her the correct procedure during a miscarriage for fear of legal repercussions.
How would you feel if that was your mum or sister or friend?
This shit matters dude.
80"Political whining"
So if the government fucks you over you should just shut up and take it, and not even talk about it on a platform made for talking about stuff?
Sounds like she is making a fair point about the lack of women's right in certain places, and your disagreement is the political whining
80Women are dying to this bullshit and your biggest concern is getting a laugh?
57Yeah, who's ever heard of jokes as political commentary? /s
56Yes, yes you did.
49“Why do you have to bring politics into this”
— person with Trump sign still in their front yard a month after the election
49I think entire groups of people shouldn't exist!
I disagree
Fuckin woke bullshit!
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Please, die
19I found both jokes funny! It got me twice!
18It's not even accurate, that's what gets me. It's just propaganda.
We have gynecologists. You just can't kill unborn children. Gynecologists do a lot more than just abortions. Hell, only 14% of them performed abortions back in 2011, well before Roe vs Wade.
-56It's not even accurate, that's what gets me. It's just propaganda.
We have gynecologists. You just can't kill unborn children. Gynecologists do a lot more than just abortions. Hell, only 14% of them performed abortions back in 2011, well before Roe vs Wade. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3170127/(I sigh to myself, knowing that nothing I am about to write is going to get through, nonetheless..)
The joke is referencing the women who are presently dying to sepsis and other pregnancy related maladies in Texas, a red state.
When doctors are questioned about why they allowed it to happen, they cite the laws which impose $100,000 fines and 99 years in prison as reason for their inaction.
So yes, in theory you have doctors who service women, but in practice they are required by law to risk life in prison to do their job.
The obvious effect of this is a skill-drain where qualified members of that profession stop practicing in Texas and newly trained doctors practice elsewhere. This trend will become more visible as time goes on and more data is collected, not that data matters to this commenter..
So yes, you are correct that they can no longer kill unborn children, however if those unborn children grow up to be a woman it is perfectly legal to allow them to die while observing.
With the above information, even a below-averaged intelligence person could piece together the context you seem to be lacking, so I suppose that gives us some insight into your intelligence. (Just kidding, I'm just shitting on you because you are a callous non-empathetic asshole).
Your take is so dumb that I assume ChatGPT gave it to you and you re-posted it thinking to yourself, "Yeah, I showed those people!", while not understanding anything you shared, the new age moron.
38We have gynecologists.
Not for long. They're leaving in droves because they're under threat of persecution for providing life saving medical attention.
29Accuracy: the most important part of humor! It's so crucial to comedy that I have never, not in a million years, seen someone exaggerate for humorous effect. It's simply not done in civil society: so I thank you for the bravery you've shown by shining light on this horrid case of inaccurate humor.
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