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That, or if they're like me, the person is just very tired. If I am extremely tired, I basically just hit shift on every word and don't care about it. In such cases, I might fix my posts and comments in the morning, or even delete them if they feel too much like "what the fuck did I write there".
Another key to identify those is double words.
Example: I Only Started Started Using Computers When When I Was 14.

I type on a mobile keyboard. Have for over a decade. I’ve never typed like this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plenken

In German, the practice of inserting a space before punctuation marks is called Plenken. It used to be a common practice, but nowadays it is considered an error.

I see this more often from people for whom English is a second language. Maybe that’s the case here?

I don't think the All, Refuse, See, No, and Never in that screenshot are nouns. They also didn't capitalize microwave.

Yeah, I see people use commas as pauses where commas definitely aren't supposed to go and that make no sense whatsoever (to me, anyway, but I know not everyone has the same education, resources, etc.) all the time. I think that's part of what's going on here.

It sounds like our brains work very similarly, fellow random-parentheses-using scatterbrain! I'm both glad I'm not alone and also sad that you experience this frustrating shit, too, haha. I feel for you.

I much prefer the way you break up your thoughts, by the way. It flows better, makes more sense, and reads in my head voice more like it would if you were speaking (to me, anyway!)

Okay there, Kerouac.

So your speaking voice is grating, and you type the same way on purpose? Why? Just to mentally exhaust everyone around you? Is this a BDSM thing?

But guys will do anything for boobies.

I know. One family, two operating systems. But we can handle it.

The cymbal's not configured properly at the moment.

Now the interesting part of the question. Most of us are probably pretty against the idea of slavery, but if you managed to pull back the curtain and found out it really was poor little enslaved elves in your dishwasher scrubbing all your dishes for you, would you say anything, and go back to scrubbing your dishes yourself and also try and find housing and a support network and medical and psychological services for the now freed elves? Or would you maybe just try to forget what you saw and keep putting your dishes in the magic cleaning box?

Probably the same elves Santa enslaved. That or the Galadhrim of Lothlórien.

It would make trouble shooting some things a lot easier though.

I was in a band called Churning Vomit Water for a while. Best polka ensemble of zero counties!

I think I remember reading somewhere, that people simply didn’t trust the washing machines and therefore didn’t use them. Adding a window made it possible to see what’s going on and build trust in the machines

They could add that sliding cover which plane windows have

Where else are the house elves supposed to live in modern homes? We don’t have servants’ quarters and the closet is packed floor-to-ceiling with vintage porn.

One has to keep radio frequencies from leaking the other has to keep water from leaking. One of the two are much harder to do.

You can also use traditional dishwasher tablets.

French I believe

My apologies but it was like 3 years ago and has been long since deleted.

Technology connections cut a hole in a dishwasher to demonstrate how different detergents work.

Sorry. It was a few years ago and has been long since deleted. Forgive me.

It sucks because a lot of places around me don’t carry powder. I’d much rather be using that than the gel.

me too, but I was disappointed it didn't really make much difference. Though I did figure out recently I might have just been under-dosing. Really hard to tell on my dishwasher as it provides no instructions on quantities, and the fill lines don't make and sense because while it has the 2 receptacles for the pre-wash and wash settings, they're tiny shallow dimples that both reside in the same larger cavity for power but have no dividing wall between them. So if you fill the wash section up to the minimum (which is a surprisingly large amount), it necessarily spills over in to the prewash section. It also has no recommendations for differing levels, despite having minimum and max fill lines, so I don't know when I would fill to one or the other and then to top it all off, no mention of the concept of filling anything at all in to the pre-wash section, despite having some kind of pre-wash settings and a dedicated spot in to which you'd pour the powder for pre-wash. It also makes no sense for that pre-wash section to be there, because in the video and on older dishwashers, the wash and pre-wash recepticals have their own doors that flip open at different times, hence pre-wash, but on mine, both of the little indentations in to which you could pour powder are in the same cavity with the same door. It's weird, they clearly didn't expect anyone in this day and age would still use powder even if it's theoretically better. I've been making up a quantity to put in to the pre-wash, assuming it helps but really no idea.

I don't have a dishwasher and I don't have time to watch this video about dishwashers right now, but I am really curious, why is the powder better than gel?

he talks about why he didn’t do that in the video

That's known as winter.

I also rarely touch it, but have dropped a greasy pot on it a nonzero amount of times.