Anon contracts herpes

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>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros

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Finally some actually rare Pepe’s

I got HSV-2 after my longtime partner cheated on me, and it's absolutely miserable. I wouldn't recommend anyone take it as lightly as some people do. During the first outbreak I couldn't pee at all because it was blocking my urinary tract, and it felt like I had a horrible flu. I get outbreaks constantly and they're so painful that it's hard to sit at my computer at work. The daily pills are massive and give me a stomach ache, and only reduce the frequency of the outbreaks but don't prevent them entirely.
I never asked for this, I was never promiscuous, I only did not use protection because we were in a monogamous relationship for 4 years. Dating is hard enough because I'm trans and ugly, so I've resigned myself to just never having sex again.

Pretty sure there are sites specifically for and sites that have filters for people who have certain STDs (HSV1, HSV2, AIDS, etc.) so affected people can still get together without worrying about spreading diseases.
I forget which one it is, but even one of the mainstream sites had an option for this years ago when I was dating. OK Cupid? Plenty of Fish? I think it might've been one of those.

Be careful with those greentexts.
Now that the source has run out, they're irreplaceable artifacts.
- I'm rationing my greentexts. I only read one line a day
- It’s fine, I can easily search 8chan and find greentexts an order of magnitude more deranged. This isn’t even the tip of the iceberg, thankfully/unfortunately
  
  8chan still exists?
  
  "why savor a fine bordeux when the local liquor store has horse tranquilizer in plastic jugs" mfer
- I’m surprised it’s still down (just checked)
  
  I'm not. The site was running on old software a decade ago and hasn't been touched. I'd be surprised if they don't swipe another chan software and just slapped a coat of paint on it, but I don't expect them to be rushing to get the site back online after they got entirely rinsed.

Literally ⅔ of all humanity has at least one type of HSV. It is not the end of the world.
- is it? i honestly have no idea?
  what are the implications on quality of life of various STDs? how "bad" is it to catch herpes? is it even worth avoiding it? (as i read somewhere that most people catch it eventually anyways.)
- Hey, it's 1 in 10 for the genital version in the U.S. Not common. When someone dismissively says "oh it's not that bad, it's not the end of the world", they're not the ones who had to deal with pain of taking shots with sores in their ass. To deal with having a hard time being able to tell the difference between gas, liquid, and solids knocking at the door while on stool softeners to help make shots less painful. They're not the ones who have to have the downright humiliating "oh by the way I have herpes, are you ok with that" talk. (They never are).The fact is, it's debilitated me mentally and physically. The scarring from it has taken all the pleasure away from anal for me, and it still hurts to shit half the time. Don't treat it so fucking lightly.
  
  i’m sorry that you’ve had that experience and i don’t mean to diminish what you’re don’t through, but it’s also very important to note that this is far from the normal for the very large majority of people
  fear doesn’t help sexual health… all sex comes with risks, and unprotected sex comes with significantly increased risk but the reality is by and large this is not what HSV looks like without other factors effecting it
  downplaying risks is bad, but equally bad is people thinking a condition is worse than it is. this leads to more risky behaviour, because if they get the “scary” thing and it’s not as bad as they expect, they can take risky behaviour because they discount all their other education
  it also only reinforces stigmas. this is particularly common with HIV-positive people: these days, if you have an undetectable viral load (if you take your daily medications) you can not pass on HIV… however the stigma remains, and people still often choose to not have sex with someone with an undetectable HIV infection (again, undetectable IS UNTRANSMITTABLE)
  muddying the waters is very bad at scale
  calm, unbiased information is what is required for public health. individual anecdotes about worst case scenarios do not serve to make people’s lives better
- 1/3 club 😎🤏
- And it's not infectious when it's asymptomatic.
  
  Thats false! “Transmission may still occur when symptoms are not present.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes
  
  And it's asymptomatic most of the time. 😚
- Tell me you have herpes without saying you have herpes.
  
  1/3 gang represent. Passed midlife, still clean. I didn’t find my penis in the trash bin.
- Where can I find more info on this? You've peaked my curiosity and I want to learn more about HSV and how it works.
  
  piqued my curiosity...
  https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/pique-vs-peak-vs-peek
  
  It works by making fucking ugly sore blisters on/around my mouth a couple times a year. they dry out and crust off after a week or so and i get on with my life.
  https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/herpes-simplex-virus
  
  The important and nastiest part of HSV is some strains cause cervical cancer in women, so men with HSV must take care not to spread something that has the potential to kill their partner. There is a vaccine, but it doesn't work 100%.
- That's like saying blood out of your ass happens to everyone when most cases are just hemorrhoids and some are cancer.

Fake: Anon getting a blowjob Gay: Anon pretending to have a disease as explanation of never touching a women

Anon, who'd you get the BJ from? They can't give it to you again...
- This is a common misconception and the leading cause of Turbo herpes outbreaks.
  Stay safe kids
  
  Source?

HSV2 dating sites be lit though.

Also there are different Herpes strains.

Do you ask a woman before kissing here if she has any diseases?
- If they don't have a sore, they aren't infectious, but frankly, if this isn't something she tells you before it gets intimate, that's a red flag in my book. One of my exes had HSV and she disclosed everything to me beforehand. I kinda freaked out internally at first and considered breaking it off, but then I actually researched it and found out there's not a risk if they're not having a breakout (still use protection of course).
  Things didn't work out because of other reasons, but it was a pretty good relationship while it lasted and I don't regret it. I still have a clean bill of health, no infections so if you meet someone that has HSV, try to keep in mind it doesn't necessarily have to be a deal breaker as long as your partner is honest with you and you take precautions.
  
  "Transmission may still occur when symptoms are not present." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes
- I ask to inspect her anus with a flashlight. Halogen preferred.
  
  Is this not a common courting technique?
  
  thats hot!

Where does GT go? Outside, and stop being a pussy, making up bullshit on the internet.

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